Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Fighter

Charges have been dropped against Miss Hailey Bug, who was charged with street brawling after 2 incidents last weekend. The first alleged incident involved Aunt C. In her excitement to see her Aunt C, Miss Bug jumped up and smacked Aunt C in the face as she tried to kiss her.

The second incident occurred on the eve of the perigee moon. To celebrate the closeness of the moon, the Lady was howling. After staring at the Lady, Miss Bug thought this howling was inexcusable and smacked Lady in the face (and managed to get her claw up the Lady’s nose). Apparently this was not enough of a punishment for Lady as she did it again which resulted in a second smack.

Miss Bug has shown remorse for her actions by giving kisses and being very cute.  The judge ruled this as time served and she has been released. She has been told to keep her paws to herself in the future.

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