Look out, it is that time of year. The annual toy cull has happened.
This means we are about to enter a very high hat tax time.
Please send help,
On Saturday, our people left us for 87 million hours. They got to go to a party at Grandma and the Big Guy's. We were not invited. Lady said there would be a few people we didn't know and we would not like it. So we did not get to wish our Big Guy a happy 70th birthday.
To show my displeasure of being left for one of the longest periods of time in the past 623 days, I peed on the blanket by the fire place. That will teach them.
Lee, who deserves better
Thanks to Rosy for hosting this event.
We have been given a very important guard job by our neighbour's. We get to do patrols and run on their lawn!
We are funny dogs and don't always eat our breakfast first thing (we use to, but now we don't always).
Sometimes, when we do eat, we eat each other's food. This makes Lady laugh because it is the exact same food! It tastes better in the other dish.
I had a very not fun adventure on Friday. Lady put me in the car and drove with me for 87 million hours. I was not happy and I threw up in her car.
I was even more unhappy when I realized we were at the vet. I showed her how unhappy I was by pooping all over the examining room floor! Lady says in 19 years of dog ownership, this was a first. Loki use to get so excited he would pee, but no one has been so scared they pooped. My vet was good about it and just cleaned it up.
Lady and Man had found a little lump on me and after text exchanges with our vet Woody, he wanted to see me, so he worked me in. His guess was it was nothing but he wanted to be sure.
The good news is the lump is just fat and nothing to worry about. Woody was more concerned about how much I have been shedding. It was a lot there and it has been a lot at home. Lady is suppose to watch and see, as it could just be seasonal.
I was very happy to get home and I hope I don't need to go back for a long time!
your pal, Zaphod, the German Shedder
While my peeps were out playing pickle ball yesterday, I thought I would help with the recycling.
They were not impressed.
Also, since a pal asked about the car on the counter, here it is.
Lady's tea cosy!