Thursday, July 2, 2026

Lanie's Log - But Missy G Said I Could

 It has been 254 days since I moved inside.  I have mainly lost my feral status, but I have kept my tortiude. 

I need to give you a little context. Lady Warden (LW) had a bestest family friend Missy G. Long time readers may remember that Missy G was sort of an adopted family member. She and her husband were LW's neighbours growing up and adopted family. When Missy G died in 2020 (not of Covid, her husband had died many years before) she left the contents of her house to Lady Warden and Aunt C. 

Missy G was the first cat lady, LW really knew. Besides having up to 5 indoor cats, Missy G spent a lot of time caring for outdoor cats. She had her own TRN type of program. Anyways, Missy G would have loved the adventure of LW having me. LW says she can hear her laughing saying "Oh LW". 

One of the things Lady took from the house was this big stool. Although I have 5 perfectly good scratching posts, I love to stretch and scratch on this. 

LW says "No" and I just look at her and say "Missy G would say I could" and she knows I am right and I get to scratch away.

LW can't wait until she can cut my nails. 

Lanie, Prisoner #3, who is very good at manipulating Lady to get what I want. 

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Tuesdays with Tigris - Approved

 Reader,

The Lady decided to use some of her birthday money on things to spruce up the house. One of those things was a new mat for in front of the sink. She wanted something to go with the green and was washable. She landed on this jungle theme (Lady and her animals, she may as well be a toddler).


I approve. It is a nice soft mat to relax on, away from garbage cat. 


Tigris - Queen of the Jungle

Monday, June 29, 2026

Mischief Monday - Squirrel Watch

 Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends,

I feel like my dreams have come true. Squirrel TV has really, really improved here.

Smiling in my sleep, as I am living my best life

Uncle Chris got Lady stick on bird feeders for her birthday. So far she has put one up and it has worked, it has brought us squirrels, squirrels, squirrel!


Me on guard when Lady first put it up.


Gris tuned in - I am there, just out of frame 

The mischief is the squirrels knocked the feeder and have at least once knocked on the window looking for more food.

I can't wait to see what is on the squirrel TV channel this week. It is the best, best, best channel!

your pal Styx 

Friday, June 26, 2026

FFF and Nature Friday - A Wild Birthday - Part 1

 I, the Lady am stealing the blog today, to share with you my birthday adventure. Every year, I take the day off and do something. This year, I decided I wanted to go to Parc Omega.

Parc Omega is a 2200 acre wildlife safari park. There is a 12 to 15 km/8-10 mi of driving trails through a protected forest, where in most of the animals wander freely. In many places of the park you can feed the animals carrots. 

We started the day with a stop to buy about 18lbs of carrots. This was probably not fully enough for us, 20lbs would have been better, but Man had only wanted like 10, so it was a good compromise. Then we were off (making fun of the people who bought like 12 carrots). 

Here are some of the highlights of our drive around.


A Wapiti

The ones closest to the gate are the most aggressive and they will come in and take the carrots

Fallow Deer

Another Fallow Deer

Wild Boar

Elk from afar

Elk in the car

Up close with the Elk


Piggy Pile! 


They roam free but no feeding of the buffalo

Raccoon

The bear are behind fences

Artic Fox - also in an enclosure

About half way through the drive, and before it poured rain for about an hour, we stopped to walk the Alpaca. This was on my fun list, so we made it happen. 

Lady and Erika

Man and Anika (or he isn't sure her name)

Now my FFF 

Animals, animals, everywhere
Can you fit inside my car?
Must enjoy outside

Come back next week for part 2 - Cocktails with the wolves

Thanks to Aunty-Yam and Rosy and Sunny for hosting this event



Thursday, June 25, 2026

Lanie's Log - What is This Word No

It has been  247 days since my imprisonment. As I have mentioned, I haven't really been able to complain about things recently. I am adjusting to this house cat life better than anyone expected. 

However, we hit a road block. As the special baby, I get away with all the things in this house. The Man Warden says I run the place (as I should). However the other day, I came up to Lady Warden, who I score a 5/10 as a human on her best day,  to ask for food. She had the audacity to say no, I could not have chocolate cake. 

She now has a 1/10. Would not recommend. I don't care if chocolate cake will make me sick, a Tortie wants what a Tortie wants.  I will ignore her from over here.


Lanie, Prisoner #3, the cat formally known as feral