Monday, July 13, 2026

Mischief Monday - My Nemesis By Styx

 Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends,

You all know I love almost everyone. I have a heart that is too big, too big, too big! I am the anti-Grinch. However, there are two things I don't love. There are two things I want to hunt, hunt, hunt.

The first is the crow. They stay far from my house, far, far, far. They know I would get them.

The second is the black squirrel. He or She does not stay far, far, far. He or She teases me and stands right at the window, thanks to the feeder Uncle Chris got me.



Sometimes He or She even knocks on the window. I do not want to be his or her friend. I want to hunt him or her. Hunt, hunt, hunt.

Lady says it is very distracting when she is trying to work.

you pal Styxy, the squirrel fighter

Friday, July 10, 2026

Nature Friday - A Tree - by Tigris

Reader,

Lady was so annoying the other day with her in and out and in and out because she got in her head, she needed to know what kind of tree she has a lot of in her yard. I don't understand why anyone would care, it is a tree. Trees are trees, if they aren't growing food.

She asked the Big Guy first, he didn't know. and he knows a lot of things. Then she had a conversation with AI (who kept requesting more pictures), as well as an internet search, before deciding, she thinks it is an ash.




So now she knows and knows the emerald ash borer will probably arrive and kill it (like I got the robot mouse).  Now she is a bit sad, but said she will enjoy it while she can.

I personally found this all boring, but Lady said I should thank my hosts Rosy and Sunny, for giving me a place to complain about Lady's interest.


Tigris

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Lanie' Log - Training Lady

It has been 261 days since my imprisonment. 

I have decided it is time to train Lady Warden (LW). She has been trying really hard to get me to like her more, so I decided to give her a chance.

First I have trained her to share all her food. Yes she let me take a big piece of chicken right out of her container. She wants everyone to know that I was not given anything with garlic and onions an after the picture, she was a bit rude and made me get down.  Also she wants everyone to know she loves Shawarma and the Ottawa area is known as the Shawarma Capital of Canada. Due to the high Lebanese population, there are over 200 shawarma restaurants (city is about 1 million people). 


Second, we have a new evening routine. I have her trained to play with me. Laser is my favourite game.  She is getting pretty good at it too. She got a new laser, which is much brighter and better. Then I let her have the opportunity to give me treats. I am even sort of getting on her lap.


I am giving her a B+ in her training. I think she could be a little more liberal with the treats.  Also, she complains a lot about my nails. We have not graduated to cutting them yet. 

Lanie, Prisoner #3

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Tuesdays with Tigris - Hunting

 Reader,

I am the best hunter in the house. I have proof.

Our house was invaded by a robot mouse. 


I bravely chased and hunted this mouse,


Until the batteries were almost dead. 


Garbage Cat hid from the mouse. 


As any good mom would do, after I had caught it again, I let my Styxy have my spoils while I gave him a little kiss.


Tigris, Robot Mouse Killing Machine

Monday, July 6, 2026

Mischief Monday - I thought She Had Forgotten - by Styx

 Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends, 

Wednesday was Canada Day. I was so, so, so excited that Lady had forgotten that she had purchased a Canada t-shirt for me, so I thought I was lucky, lucky, lucky and was going to escape the hat tax. No, no, no, she remembered and I had to wear it and have my picture displayed on surveillance capitalism sites (aka social media).


 
I do look very, very, handsome. Lady had the audacity to say I had to pay the tax while the girls did not because I just cost her $87 million at the cardiologist. To that, I said . . . .





a very handsome Styx

Friday, July 3, 2026

Nature Friday - A Wild Birthday - Part 2

Lady here, to share the second part of my birthday adventure. After a day in Parc Omega, we stayed for Cocktails with the Wolves. This was a small group experience (up to 30 people) who would go with a guide to the enclosure of one of the park's packs, to learn about them in the wild as well as life in captivity. These Grey Wolves, were ready and waiting for the raw meet they were served as a treat so we could see them.  While the interaction was going on, we were treated to dinner (not a sit down dinner, but canapés) as well as beverages.

While the day had been amazing this was a super special event that I loved. We learned so much, especially about the care of them in captivity. 

Here are some highlights.




Only glass between us




We had one more event at the park before we left. They have created a light and screen show to tell the story of a lost wolf cub. I can't describe the amazing effects this 45 minute walking show displayed. It was really cool. Here is one of the opening sceens (the lights changed so the wolf moved).


That was my perfect wild birthday.