Residents of a small lake side community are living in fear after a 2 head monster was spotted. The monster was described by one witness who asked not to be named as “a smelly black beast. It has 2 head and 4 eyes and 2 huge jaws. The sound it made was ungodly. At times it appeared to be fighting with itself.”
Police are asking residents of this usually quiet community not to panic. In an email released by Wikileaks on officer wrote “This is another ridiculous sighting by some crazy old lady. It sounds like a job for Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine.”
When asked to comment on this the chief of police stated “We will investigate the internal manner. In the mean time I want to assure the community that we are taking this monster sighting seriously and will continue to investigate it. We ask that residents takes extra precautions when outside, and not to leave food or other items that may attract the beast outside. ”
One resident told reporters “It will be a Christmas miracle if no one is hurt.”
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