Thursday, November 10, 2022

Dear Man - Days 3-5

 Dear Man,

It may be a small miracle that as we write this Wednesday evening, we are all still alive. But perhaps we are getting ahead of ourselves.

Monday started like a normal day. Then Lady didn't feed us and took us to camp. While we were less reluctant to go to camp,  however, we didn't love it. 

Lies - they make it sound fun

We showed our displeasure that evening. Phod by having an upset stomach and Lee by eating so fast she vomited.  Phod was so desperate to go out, Lady ended up outside, in below freezing in her pj shorts and winter coat.

I think I need to poop again

Lady says we got it all out of our system before bed, so she was happy. We were very tired and had a good sleep.

Tuesday Lady was at home and after some of us got over being stuck on her like white on rice, we had a usual day.  Lady did not take a picture of the amazing eclipse we enjoyed at 6 am. We were also startled when Callie ran over at 6:45 pm- in the dark.

Meditating with Lady

Wednesday, we had to go back to camp. It took some doing, but we both ended up in the back seat.

Lady, this is not a good picture


The staff at camp completely ratted us out and told Lady that we spent most of the day napping. We would like to say we were so stressed out, all we could do was sleep.



Our true near death experience happened on the way home last night. Just as we turned off the highway, so only like 4 km from home, a deer jumped out and Lady had to hit the breaks. This sent us tumbling, even though we were going slow because Lady had seen the car ahead of her have to stop for a deer so she was going extra slow. Anyway, we saw our lives flash before our eyes and were too distressed to do anything after dinner other than nap.

You should share your dinner because you almost killed me and aren't at the table.

Overall, things are going ok. Lady is doing her best. She says she is working at home tomorrow, but has not left any breaks from 9-3, so will have to work on that. Friday, as it is Remembrance Day and we can't be in camp all day, she is also at home. Her work said we weren't invited! 

We will say we are glad your ship is changing plans and you aren't going to the Bahamas this week. That is probably safer. We hope the weather clears up!

Come back Monday to see how Thursday-Sunday went.

Your favourite pups, Lee and Phod

11 comments:

  1. wow can you borrow us that sheets for a day when we write our wishist to satan? the mama noticed the cooler temps too... there is definitely no longer pj weather at night in the garden... they have to find another garden party outfit....

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  2. Hari OM
    OMD, how the heck are you pups ever managaing??? It seems around every hour there is an imminent risk to fur and claw! I mean, that camp is clearly hallucinatin', right? (And I too am glad that Man will not have to face Nicole...) Hang on dear ones, he'll be back before long. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Hope dad comes home soon and life gets back to your 'normal' . Two days in camp is enough for one week. glad there is a camp since we know the house would not be standing if your two were left Home Alone. I am thinking maybe strange treats might be the cause of the stomach problems Phod had. Hope you have a happy week end

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  4. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bless your sweet hearts.
    I hope Lady pays 10000% attention to you moving forward. Sounds like you showed her just how you felt. As for the nice behavior notes from camp, moms of humans and pets are always happy when their babes behave away from home. You have the Camp staff fooled
    Has Man had any problems on is cruise with Nicole stirring up the Atlantic waters
    Hugs cecilia

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  5. You two really have it rough with the Man gone. We hope his ship stays safely away from that nasty storm.

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  6. ~ when the Man is away ~ the PUPS DO ACT OUT ~ oh dear, poor Lady, oh dear!

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  7. Is it wrong that Gail laughed when she read that first sentence?

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  8. You pups sure had some big adventures this week. Hopefully your next week will be tranquil.

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  9. Oh, wow, your Man abandoned you?? And now your Lady has to do everything all by herself?? Wow!
    At least Camp helps...um...wait Camp? In November?

    Those deer have never learned anything about roads and the vehicles on them...petcretary has too dodge them all the time on her way home from work...its amazing that so far in 12 years of driving on the back roads at night she has not hit one, though more than enough close calls.

    Even the turkeys, geese and an occasional crane like to play dangerously with traffic...not to mention opossums and skunks.

    Have a great day!I We saw you over at Zoolatry, where you are featured today:)

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  10. OMD...We do think you're best bet is too just stay home for the rest of Man's trip!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy

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  11. Oh my, so frightening, I don't think I could survive. I hope you never go through something like that again.

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