Mischief Monday - Not Miss Manners - by Lee

 Dear pals,

Lady and Man say they are embarrassed by my recent behaviour. I think I am justified.

The face of an innocent angel

So Callie's human grandpa, has a Weimaraner named Charlotte. (Long, long time readers may remember his Weimaraner Ghost, who was our friend). Anyway, one time when Charlotte was new, she sort of came running towards me barking so I have decided I hate Charlotte.  

Usually when Charlotte is visiting, Lady and Man only take me out on leash, because they know I want to fight her. However, on Saturday, Lady didn't know Charlotte was around and took me out off leash. 

I was having a good roll in the grass while Phod was off in the bush taking care of business when suddenly:

This is when Lady heard Charlotte bark and started frantically calling me. I did not listen. I charged ahead.

Fortunately, Callie's dad was there and he tried to touch me and I don't like that so I stepped back. He was able to put Charlotte in the house (she kept barking). We never touched, we just barked at each other a lot. Lady was so embarrassed. Man heard all the barking and came over.  They were both a bit angry. 

As I was walking away, not going to lie, I was smiling. I was very proud of myself. It was worth having to spend the rest of the day on leash when outside.

It may not have been polite, but it is what needed to be done. 

Your pal, the protector of Paradise, Hailey Bug