I will not kill her although I want to. For 5 months my shoes have been sitting on a shelf in an open closet. Miss Bad Bug has never ever gone near them. Today, she took 3 pairs from there and I have no idea how she got my boots and put them in the living room. My puppy ate a big piece of my hush puppies (I am too freakin' mad to even take a picture of it). I guess I should be grateful she only ate 1 shoe of the bunch.
I will spend the rest of my evening locking up my shoes . . . I just don't know where I am going to keep them (and I don't even have that many).