Hailey: Lady we have a problem.
Lady: What is it Lee?
Phod: It isn't me, is it? I am trying so hard to be good. I just want you to love me and keep me forever.
Hailey: Phod, they have put up with my shenanigans for nearly 5 years, you are safe bud. No, the problem is it is FFHT and we haven't got a post.
Lady: You said you wanted to do it this time, so what is the problem?
Hailey: I have to write about something embarrassing and I don't get embarrassed.
Hailey: Besides, anything that might have been embarrassing you have told. Yes everyone, I like to lick my butt. I like to eat poop. I fart when I stretch. These are just part of who I am. Hmmmm, maybe there is something embarrassing about Lady.
Phod: Lady is great and perfect and we don't want to upset her because we want to live with her forever.
Lady: I think Phod has some great points there Hail.
Hailey: Let's see lately . . . . well you didn't get organized enough to get us in the demolition derby, but that is more annoying than embarrassing. Hmmmmm, I can't think of anything. Phod are you sure you can't think of anything?
Phod: No. I have nothing.
Hailey: Well I don't know what we are going to do, our post has to have the phrase "It would be really embarrassing if everyone knew" and we have nothing. Our post won't count!
Lady: Ummm, LeeLee, you just used the phrase. I think it is ok.
Hailey: How embarrassing, I didn't notice.
Phod: Can we play ball now?
Hey everyone, we have an announcement. September 4 is Hailey's 5th Gotcha Day and September 8th is our 5 year Blogiversary. Be sure to come by to celebrate with us!