Hi pals, hi pals,
Can you believe it? Lady called me bad names? I Styxy am perfect and I can't imagine why she would do such a thing?
Here I am cuddling with my Man. I love my Man. I will sit on his lap, I will let him pick me up and pet me. I like to sleep at his feet. I will play blanket monster with him. He is my guy. We are bestest boys.
My relationship is a bit different with the Lady. I will not tolerate sitting on her knee. I may let her pet me if I am sitting on something not touching her. I only climb on her to try and wake her up to feed me. I would never do that to my Man. When she does try and engage me, I get vicious and I hurt her.
Just because I barely tolerate her, doesn't make a Jack$$$, does it?
your perfect pal, Styxy
sometimes it is like that... we feel it for our dad hehe
ReplyDeleteSometimes we just like a human more...but Styx...ummm...If Lady feeds you, you may want to be a tad nice to her sometimes....just sayin'
ReplyDeleteIt's not nice to poke your murder mittens into a human, especially one that feeds you, Styx.
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDelete...hmmm... I might be a tiny wee bit on Lady's side with this one, Styx. There's play and then there's assault... Lady may need to start drawing boundaries. Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
You poor misunderstood kitty.
ReplyDeleteBiting the hand that feeds you is a bit, um, mulish, if I may say it that way.
ReplyDeleteyou might want to look into anger management classes
ReplyDelete