Mischief Monday - Lady Called Me a Jack$$$ - by Styxy

 Hi pals, hi pals,

Can you believe it? Lady called me bad names? I Styxy am perfect and I can't imagine why she would do such a thing?

Here I am cuddling with my Man. I love my Man. I will sit on his lap, I will let him pick me up and pet me. I like to sleep at his feet. I will play blanket monster with him. He is my guy. We are bestest boys.

My relationship is a bit different with the Lady. I will not tolerate sitting on her knee. I may let her pet me if I am sitting on something not touching her. I only climb on her to try and wake her up to feed me. I would never do that to my Man.  When she does try and engage me, I get vicious and I hurt her. 

Just because I barely tolerate her, doesn't make a Jack$$$, does it?

your perfect pal, Styxy