I, Zaphod, try really hard to be a good boy, but this doesn't save me from being tortured. The other day the Man noticed my ear was looking red, which may mean I am getting an ear infection (I get those a lot) so he decided to clean it.
He made me lay on the floor, and Lady thought instead of saving me she would capture this on film.
|No Lady I will not stay still so you get better pictures.|
|Ok the massage part at the end isn't so bad|