Monday, January 9, 2017

Mischief Monday - Might As Well Have Gotten Coal - by Lee

Dear Blogville,

I was a very good girl in 2016. It was probably my best year ever. I didn't eat a wall or anything. Yes, I barked all night a few times, but then Lady got me medication and I was champ at taking it. In spite of being so awesome I ended up in jail for 19 days over Christmas. That is right, my adventure was being in a cage with Phod for 19 days - might as well have been 87 million days.

In jail, we got nothing but food and treats. We were only allowed to play with 2 other dogs during play time because Phod and I act strangely around other dogs when we aren't with our people. We didn't get to open presents on Christmas. In fact, if it wasn't for our wonderful Blogville friends (who we will formally thank later this week -iPhoto lost about 300 of Lady's trip pictures including us opening them so we will have to recreate it) we would have gotten nothing. Lady and Man never got around to getting us a darn thing!

Lady says she is going to make up for it on the weekend. Friday is my birthday and she says we will have a whole weekend of celebrating. I would give her the stink eye if I wasn't so thrilled to be home.

We are going to do our best to catch up (it is a lot) - to help us out, let us know in the comments if we missed anything big!


Lee and a very sad Phod


  1. Sooooo glad yous back!!!! Can't wait to hear ALL your news, with or without photos!
    No Christme prezzies????? There had better be LOTS of TREATS to make up fur that oversight!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. I'm so glad you became free before your barkday... imagine that ... barkday in jail, that's like the englishman in NY or christmastime in himeowlaya.... can you share some jail stories with me please? the mama said jail stories were the bestest good night stories what her grampy told her ( he was jailer once)

  3. We missed you two like crazy. 19! Double wow. We have been house bound since Saturday due to sleet and very frigid temps for NC. By tomorrow it will be 82 straight hours if below freezing temps w nights in single digits!
    How is the Big Guy doing?
    Where did your peeps go?
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  4. WTD?!? In jail for so long over the holidays?!? That, my friends, is completely unacceptable. Your people have a LOT of making up to do which only starts with your birthday weekend! I don't know what you missed because we were in and out all during the we probably missed stuff too.

  5. WHAT?????? 19 Days in JAIL???? Without even a TRIAL??? THIS is VERY wrong...
    OMD we are THRILLED to have you OUT now.. and back with US... HAPPY NEW YEAR...
    Other than Blogville's Big INAUGURATION and Peaceful Transition of Pawer... nothing much has gone on... it is TOO COLD and Snowy to be doing much of anythingy.

  6. She better make it up cause Santa is watching her!
    Lily & Edward

  7. OMD, your pawrents were cruel! So does this mean Phod was without Precious for 19 days? OMD, I cannot imagine the horror!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  8. Aw well, at least you were together in that cage…and now have a whole weekend of spoiling to look forward to!

  9. We are SOOOO HAPPPY that you got out in time for your birthday...Give the Lady and Man lots of "poor, pitiful us" looks and we are sure she will make up for being gone so long!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  10. So happy you came back! I can't believe you were so many days in jail!!! Wishing you the best 2017:)Rachel

  11. OMD, jail over Christmas?!?!?! I bet your pawrents didn't get anything fur Christmas either -- they were at the TOP of Santa's Naughty List!

  12. Wait, what? Jail? Oh my dog. So sorry for the (in)justice system but am guessing the mum will make up for it on your bark day. Lots of making up!

  13. Well, welcome home. Dog jail is the worst. Relax and enjoy and try not to waste too much energy being resentful. Humans have things to do that cannot be denied, sometimes. They love you just as much.

    Love and licks,

  14. Gosh, 19 days is a long time to be in "solitaire" together! Prison is a hard you can make up for all that time away and HAVE SOME FUN! Go for it!

    Hugs, Angel Sammy

  15. So good to hear you are back!!! That must not have been a lot of fun in jail for so many days, but at least you had each other. We can't wait to hear all about your imprisonment and the big trip for Mom and Dad.

    Happy New Year!!!

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

  16. AT least we snuck you out of jail for the New Mayors Reception on the City Hall Lawn! Check out our 1/02 post
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  17. We are so happy that you're home and thrilled that you're back!

  18. had better be a BIG WEEKEND celebration. The peeps OWE you!

  19. Missing Christmas? Oh NOSE! I'm sure your Mom will make it up to you this Barkday weekend. It's been quiet since the inauguration (and thanks for breaking out of jail to help me with the squirrel round up that day!)

    Abby Lab

  20. OMC! We hope the Lady makes it up to you. You really deserve it for all you went through.

  21. Doggie prison and no Christmas presents. What the woof, Lady?

    Aroo to you,

  22. Mouses and Squirrels what a sad Christmas tale of woe. We are so sorry. We hope your parents make it up to you.

  23. OMC we are worried now! Waiting now to hear what is going on. We are so worried about you and the Man and the Lady.
    Marty and the Gang

  24. Crikey .... your Christmas sure sucked, aye?? This had better be the best birthday celebration ever. I reckon you should get a whole LITRE tub of icecream. If you don't I suggest you spit that medicine out and go back to eating walls and barking ALL night.

  25. Wow, it strikes me that Lady has a lot of making up to do...

  26. Glad you're back! Can't wait to see a couple pictures!


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