Monday, May 9, 2016

Mischief Monday - She Lied - by Hailey and the Lady

Hailey will be in pink
Lady will be in orange

Don't tell Hailey, Maggie and I
went to the park! 
On Thursday, Lady, you left early for work and said "see you tonight". You lied. We didn't see you that night, or the next one. You were gone for 3 whole days!

It wasn't really a lie, I thought I would be home on Thursday but at 4:30 Aunt C asked if I could come over. I was on Maggie patrol for when Troy arrived.

Did you have a suitcase ready?

Yes, I had a suitcase in the car for about a week, just in case.

So you knew you may not be home some night?

Yes, I knew that was a possibility. But I didn't know when. Babies come when they want. If I had known I would have packed more food. This diet away from the house is hard.

I still believe you lied and then you had the audacity to come home smelling not just like baby, and toddler, but like cat. 
Maggie and Panda

I was taking care of your cat cousins Lupul and Panda, of course I smelt like cat.

I am still angry you lied and were gone for 87 million years. The Man doesn't cater to my routine like you do. I hope you got my message that I was angry.

Peeing on one of your beds does send a clear message. 

And what is with the weather? Why did you make it snow?

Hailey, I have nothing to do with the weather, but completely understand why you are angry with it! It was shorts weather yesterday and snow today. Now that Troy is here, I won't be called away again.

Well you have some making up for lying to do. Let's start with extra treats and a belly rub. 

The deck when we got up Sunday


  1. Oh yes, milk fur as many TREATS and BELLY rubs as you can Hailey, Mom being gone fur like 87 million years is not funs
    Congratulations on the arrival of the new mini peep, hope Mom and baby are doing well
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. eggs-tra treats and belly rubs sounds like a good start... we only have to solve the problem who caused the snow... maybe your momma killed a stuffie and therefore your deck became white that way?

  3. these peeps - they are always saying things like 'back in a few minutes' and then are gone for hours - but we guess she had a good excuse

  4. Hari Om
    That's the way Lee - make 'er squirm.... (but congrats on the new little cuz)... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. OMD Lady ABANDONED you fur like 87 hours? And FIBBED to you about it? How could you get Pawpared fur dealing with the MAN who needs Instructions on how to Cater to your needs and whims????????? THEN she returns with NO apology and Smelling like a TRAITOR???? OMD this NEEDS to be MILKED Big Time... 87 EXTRA treats One fur each hour she was gone...

    BUTT, we send Congratulations on the New Little Two Legger... THEY are so generous with snacks, you know... ONCE they Grow a bit, that is.

  6. OMD, Hailey, I can't believe your lady LIED to you and ABANDONED you!!! That's just TERRIBLE.

  7. I think we need a polygraph test
    Lily & Edward

  8. So adorable, love the post and reading your blog!

  9. MOL MOL you two are tough task masters!!
    Stand your ground
    Hugs madi your bfff

  10. How cute! And so typical:)
    Congrats on the new arrival.

  11. UHOH......sorry you were so tricked by your Mom but I think all is now forgiven?? How AWFUL that you got snow - I mean snow is swell and all but supposed to be here in the WINTER not in the SPRING!

    Hugs, Sammy

  12. Little Miss Maggie is growing! What the woof, snow in the Spring!?!

    Pees- Little baby Troy looks like a keeper.

    Aroo to you,

  13. Hailey, you communicated your views in a most clear and coherent manner, and I am confident that the Lady will have got the message.
    Toodle pip!

  14. Oh dear! There's no accounting for what humans do sometimes. We hate it when our ghostwriter has to work the overnight shift. She's such a grump the next day!

  15. Oh our momz can b just so NOT nice an'even trick us sumtimez. Yes, u NEED tue git ALL that u can out of this - xtra treetz, xtra time outside, xtra cuddlez - whatever u can think of.
    Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor

  16. Well, I can understand the little bipeds, but to come home smelling of cat? That's just too much. She has a lot of making up to do!
    PS: Is that snow?!?! Can we come over?!?!?!

  17. Moms lie sometimes. They think we won't notice - BUT WE DO! Hopefully there will be treats and cuddles to make up for the stress.

    Love and licks,

  18. Can't believe she lied to you!! Yes many many treats are in order
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  19. You definitely deserve some treats - lots and lots of treats

  20. Oh no, we know how much you did not want to see more snow!!! Hailey, we bet you got lots of belly rubs because surely Mom really missed you:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  21. Well, the excuse was a really good one BUTT she owes you cuz she did lie. And snow? Really? That is a lie too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  22. EXTRA Treats AND more belly rubs. Can't believe you were abandoned like that! And furthermore, babies yes.....cats NO!

  23. Telling lies is never a good idea! Except of course when it can be used for ammunition to get whatever your little heart desires!! :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

  24. Ohhhh poor Hailey! We UNDERSTAND!!! We HATE when Mom leaves and isn't home right at 3:50 every day! It would be HORRIBLE if she left for even ONE day!!!! Mom owes you TONS of love and make up walkies and belly rubs!
    Marty and the Gang

  25. OMD, gurl, I SO GETS IT!!! You have every right to be mads at your Moms, and I thinks the peein' on the bed is a wonderful exclamation point!! hehehehe
    I gots to say, that Maggie is one adorable shrunken peep!!! I bets her little sib is just as adorables! Butts, nows you got to milk this for a couple of the cold shoulder and sad puppy eyes....treaties are sure to follow! hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  26. We think she owes you bigtime for the fibbing!! But we are happy Troy arrived safe and sound!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  27. Congrats on the arrival of your new family member. We are sorry to hear that it caused your mom to abandon you for a few days though.


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