Friday, November 13, 2015

Lady Fail - by Lee and Phod

Hailey: "Phod, the Lady has found a new way to neglect us."

Phod: "I can't imagine our Lady every neglecting us, she is so awesome."

Hailey: "She really has this time."

Phod: "What has she done?"

Hailey: "I saw on the Twitter it is PetExpo this weekend and when I asked her, she said she wasn't going."

Phod: "That means she will be staying home with us."

Hailey: "What that means is that we won't get all kinds of pawsome treats and toys. Remember all the stuff she has brought home the last two years. She said we have a cupboard full of stuff and she will buy what we need. She says it is a better reflection of her now more mindful lifestyle. I think it is a load of crap."

Phod: "I have a Precious, enough to eat, I get a greenie every day and when the Lady gives you a pill, I get a cookie. I can't imagine needing more."

Hailey: "Oh Phod, you are not going to help me make her feel guilty are you."

Phod: "Sorry Hailey, I won't."

Hailey: "I am going to find something to pee on to teach her a lesson."

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  1. Check the treat cupboard furst Hailey 'cos if that's full yous okay, just do that gorgeous sweet look of yours and Lady will gif you loads of treats!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Hailey, listen Phod and enjoy the presence of Lady. Peeing on something has a way of backfiring. I peed the rug today because Lady left me. I forfeited a treat for going on the balcony.

  3. Hmmm, I am torn by this because though you may have a cupboard full of treats and some favorite toys, you never know what NEW stuff will be at the pet expo. And new stuff can be fun to try out. But, I guess having your mom stay home with you is a good thing...hopefully she will give you lots of treats, cuddles and play time to make up for it.

  4. You might be missing out on some new, whizz-bang stuff though. but we think cuddles and hangin' out with the peeps is better. Sorry, Lee.

  5. Wait Lee I'm on the way to support you.... I will work on my sad puppy face and I will sing some heartbreaking arrrrrooooos :o)

  6. Phod, I think you have the right way of things! What else do you need but a Precious and cookies??

  7. Phod, I think you have the right way of things! What else do you need but a Precious and cookies??

  8. She better go cause you are guaranteed a prize
    Lily & Edward

  9. Wow, I can't imagine have enough goodies! We always need more, more, more. My peeps love those expos and I score big there. I'd have to agree that she should go! Try the sad eye guilt trip!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  10. Well, maybe she can give you an extra cookie to make up for it. I also didn't go to the Pet Expo this year. It was OK when I went before, but I dunno.

  11. MOL your Lady needs to realize your two brains are working together against her one two will win in the end.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  12. You can never have too many treats in the house. We can't believe your mom is passing up an opportunity for free stuff. At least you better get extra snuggles from her since she will be home.

  13. Hailey.... we are SOOOOOOOO with you on this one... there was a PetExpo near PitchBurger last month... and OUR Lazy A@@ mom would NOT take us... and we LOVE to go to Every Pawsible PetExpo... We could send you some of OUR Pees to sprinkle around... if you like.

  14. Mom has always wanted to go to one of them places, just pee on something anyway, it keeps their hearts a pumping.
    stella rose

  15. Yah we are kinda with Phod on this one - as long as the cupboard is full we want mom home with us!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  16. Hari OM
    WTG Phod... Lee - you may have a point, but your brother is wise.... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  17. Hailey...I think you and Bilbo would get along have the same type "revenge instinct"!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  18. Hailey I am not sure that is the best idea. We would take Mom being home over treats. To each their own

  19. Hailey I am not sure that is the best idea. We would take Mom being home over treats. To each their own

  20. Its really a good thing if she stays home!! MORe treats!
    love tweedles

  21. I would LOVE to go to a Pet Expo but they don't have it near us. Peeing on something is a great way to show your displeasure. Heehee!

  22. Hee hee....good for you Phod, not getting sucked into your sister's mischief!
    Like M.K., we don't have any pet expos near us...we sure wish we did. But I wonder if our dogs would be more upset at being left home, or if they didn't get anything if we didn't go? :)

  23. Dear Ojo's Cousin Lee,

    Santa is coming. This means you need to be Good and not pee on things! But it also means that Lady needs to be Good and bring treats. Hm. I see the dilemma...



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