Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Dear Santa - by Baggy

Dear Santa,

12 years ago you made the Lady's Christmas wish come true and brought her a goddamn dog (pardon the expression but I have lived for 17.75 human years - which puts me into my late 80s in cat years so I can say whatever the heck I want). For 12 years I have put up with 4 different stupid dogs. While I admit these latest two, I call them dumb and dumber, are less offensive then the previous ones, I still don't like them.

For Christmas I would like the dogs to disappear or at least not be visible to me.
I want my counter basket to always be there and to always get to sleep in it.
I want food to be in my dish when I want it and not when the stupid people think I should have it.
I want pets when I want them.
I want to get to bite noses when I feel like it.


Thank you for your time,

Bagheera



24 comments:

  1. Lol! Love the hat Baggy, maybe Santa will hear your pleas for being such a festive kitty.

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    1. I put up with the hat cause my lady knows I could kill her.

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  2. Baggy that is well funny. I wouldn't let dumb and dumber see it. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. They wouldn't say anything cause they know I could kill them.

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  3. Other than the problem you seem to have with doggies and the biting noses (next time I'd leave those out, Santa doesn't like that kind of stuff) your letter to Santa is great Baggy! I hope you get all.....well at least some of what you asked for. hehehe

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    1. I bite noses when I love people. It is a love bite. Santa is ok with that.

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  4. OK Baggy, thats just a wonderful wish list, NOT, come on work with THEM, and Santa will take care of you!

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

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    1. They work with me, not me with them as I am the ruler of this house!

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  5. Bagheera you certainly deserve all of that and more, especially being 17.75 yrs old!! Love Cody

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  6. BOL we don't think you are asking for to much
    Benny & Lily

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    1. I saw Lee's list, I think this is less!

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  7. Baggy, dream on..BOL.. I wonder if Alfie feel'z the same way about me :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Probably . . . cats only pretend to like dogs, except maybe Nin, but he is simple.

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  8. In comment to your comment, your blog isn't embarrasing, it's great, our is rude and crude but like you, we always think of the less fortunate. xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Lee says it is embarrassing at times cause she doesn't like to dress up!

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  9. What a great hat! You look so happy! ;)

    I love the last few posts!

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    1. I will tolerate it for a few minutes. At least I am getting all the attention when wearing it!

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  10. Dear Bagheera,

    Those are reasonable requests, especially the part about your counter bed. I am sure Santa will grant your wishes... as long as you have been Good. Or maybe you could wish that the Dogs were friends with you? That would be a good wish too...

    Oh, wait - my cat named Jack says that is not possible. Oh well.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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    1. I don't think I need to be good. I have seniority!

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  11. Dear Baggy,

    If "dumb" and "dumber" were to go away, you would miss them!

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    1. I don't think I would, but my Lady would be annoyingly sad . . .

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