What Santa is?
What Christmas is?
Added by Hailey:
My Nin is very old and not very bright and I will act as his representative (I have power of attorney). He is a pretty good boy, but he does pee on the floor or my bed sometimes and he has always been a puker. He also likes to sing a lot. It can be a little annoying.
He would like to be humped on Christmas, but I will give him that. Given that his tummy is old and sensitive, I think treats are out. You can give his share to me as I have been such a good girl. He doesn't need any toys either cause he is too old to play. You can give me his toys too. Me being happy would make him happy. For Christmas, you can give him some pets and maybe let him sit on your lap for a bit. That is what he really wants.
Hailey on behalf of Old Nin