Saturday, December 14, 2013

Dear Santa - By Zaphod

Dear Santa,

Let me thank you for all the good stuff you brought last year. I don't remember what it was, cause I really only live in the present. But I know I loved it all.

Hailey said I need to ask for things this year. I am not sure what to ask for Santa because I really have everything a boy could want. I have people who love me and never hurt me. I have a great Lee who plays with me lots. I have a Baggy and Nin I love. I have lots of good things to eat. I get lots of treats. I get to play fetch a lot. I mean really, what else could I ask for.

Hailey says in spite of this, it is custom to ask for things. So I have thought long and hard and this is what I want:

You to help the people who help dogs like me escape abuse and neglect. I hope you can help them so they can help every dog find a home half as great as mine.

I hope you can use some of your magic to keep my cats healthy. They are old (both are 18) and I want to have them forever.

I want you to get Lee some more puzzles. She is good at them and she is good at sharing with me.

I want you to bring Lady and Man 87 million dollars so they can stay home all the time and not leave me (even though I am a very good guard dog, I would like to have them home more).

If you are going to bring anything for me, you can bring me anything I can catch. I love fetch. Also if you could warm it up a little, I would appreciate that. It has been about -26 C (-15 F) the past couple days and I can't be out too long playing fetch.

Thank you Santa. I will leave you some milk and cookies and I will put them high enough that Lee can't get them.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Card Count:
Us: Add 3 from Friday's mail - so 48.
Them: 7
All of us: 2


  1. We hope he brings you what you want...especially the warm weather

  2. Oh hope he makes your wishes true :)

  3. Oh what a lovely list of Christmas wishes....we hope all of them are granted - especially the 87 million dollars - imagine what that would TRULY mean!!

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy

  4. Us too.... we hope all your wishes come true sweet Phod. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. I've got to keep my Mommy off the internets these days! After reading your beautiful letter to Santa, she's in tears once again. She said that is just the sweetest letter of them all.

    Wishing you all things magical this holiday season!

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  6. THAT is a BEAUTIFUL letter to Santa Paws. WE hope that you get EVERY SINGLE thingy on it.

  7. What an excellent list Phod, betcha Santa is smiling!

    The Mad Scots

  8. Wow, Phod, your list is perfect! I hope that Santa takes care of your wish for all of the other less fortunate furiends out there who need love and hope. So very sweet, Phod.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  9. Phod I hope you bought a lottery ticket...87 million would surely keep the peeps home for a while.
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  10. Love the picture, it capture's Phod's sweetness!

  11. Hi I came over from Sarge's blog!! he said to come over and see about your big New years eve party!! So I did and you didn't say anything about that !! I loved what I read tho a lot!! I an now follwing you too!! Are you having a big new years eve thing??

  12. That is a great letter!! You are killing the card count too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. Sounds like a reasonable list to us!

    That's HEAPS of cards. We don't have that many unless we times it by 3.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  14. That's an awesome letter to Santa, I hope he gives you everything you asked for!

  15. Oh Phod... Your amazing spirit shines though in that list. You are an inspiration.

  16. Dear Zaphod, I think you should be practical like me. I am only asking for 5 million dollars.
    Your friend,

  17. how nice of you to leave them out of reach :D

  18. Awww! What a perfect list of gifts!

    Critter Alley

  19. Aww, Phod, you are such a thoughtful, selfless and grateful boy, I'm sure Santa will bring you something brilliant. Haha, glad to hear you're out- carding (?) the peeps by 87 billions!
    Pippa :)

  20. What a sweet dog you are to wish for such nice things! We loved reading this post from you, and seeing your adorable picture.

    -Livvie from

  21. Aww Phod what a nice Christmas list. I bet Santa will get everything on your list.

    Aroo to you,


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