My new life - by Lee

I feel that Zaphod has been getting far too much attention on my blog. As you will notice it is called the Hailey Chronicles and not the Zaphod Chronicles. I don't remember Gemi getting as much attention. I have hijacked the blog today to write about what I think of this new life in a new house, in a new province.

First, I would like to say, I don't think my lady has been depicting me as the angel I am. I think she may be giving everyone the wrong impression about me. So I thought French doors were needed and tried to help take out a wall. Further anyone who goes to www.dog-shaming.com knows I could learn a thing or two about really giving my people a hard time.

Moving to the country has been exciting and hard at the same time. It sounds different, smells different, looks different and feels different. I don't think my Lady has noticed all the differences.

Here are the things I like:
-way more cool smells every day
-the best sweet grass to eat
-I have turkeys and deer to chase
-I love the toads that visit every night. I keep licking them hoping one will turn into my prince.
-I get to go on lots of walks
- our new house is big and I can run around more. I like my people to see what a great player I am and I like to get Zaphod to come and play right in front of them.
-most of the time I like Zaphod, my new friend. I don't totally love him yet, but I do like to wrestle with him.

Things I don't like:
-I don't get to be off leash. I at least had our little yard and trips to the dog park which I don't get.
-Because I am not off leash I don't get to eat poop or hunt the animals I want. I have been trying to trick my lady to take me to where the poop is in the bush to eat, but she won't let me.
-it is really, really dark some nights and that is not good, it makes me nervous and early morning walkings in the dark and mist sort of creep me out.
-Sometimes Zaphod gets all the attention and I get jealous
-Rain and storms sound very scary out here and I have to wear my stupid shirt. I get so mad I can't move. My lady says this is great because then I can't destroy things.
-My Lady is out a little longer some days. She says it is because of extra driving time, even though  my man is home sooner, I think she just likes to torture me. I get very excited when she comes home and scratch her to show her how much I missed her.
-I miss my dog walker Stephanie

Overall, I don't think this is a horrible place to be. I am doing my very best to be a good girl, but it can be challenging. I am a free spirit who likes to do her own thing and not be constricted by my people.

My Lady says I should thank everyone for reading my blog, so thanks. And thank you for taking the time to read what I have to say about the new world order. Time to wrestle!