TV Time - by Professor Lee

 Dear pals,

I have a lesson for you today.

Step 1: Take the remote.

Step 2: Pick a show the people don't like.

Step 3: Fall asleep on the remote so they can't change the channel.

zzzzzzz

Tongue Out Tuesday - Cheesy Scramble Edition - by Professor Lee

 First, look beautiful.

Then look intent.

Then in for the bite.

Yum! 

Professor Lee - Breakfast Time

 Dear pals,

I have developed a new habit that is resulting in extra treats, so I will share it.

Step 1: Don't eat all your breakfast when they put it down. Eat no more than a third.

Step 2: stand and stare at your Lady or your Man eating breakfast. Make sure you look really hungry. 

Step 3: the power of the sad eyes will kick in and you will get some human food.

Try it and let me know if it works for you! 

Professor Lee - Optimum Couch Use

 Dear pals,

Today's lesson is about positioning yourself in the perfect location of any settee, love seat, or couch.

The trick is to get yourself in the middle so there is not quite enough space on either side for a human. Then you need to look extra cute so the human will not want to ask you to move. This should allow you to have a wonderful, undisturbed snooze. 

Try it and let me know how it goes! 

A Tip From Professor Lee

You can sometimes keep you people still and prevent them from doing nap destructing things like vacuum if you hold them in place. 

A Lesson By Professor Lee - The Feed Me Eyes

 Dear pals,

While I am a very talented dog, one of my greatest talents is being able to use my eyes and my focus to get the Lady to give me some of her food. It is like I am hypnotizing her. As many of my readers are celebrating Thanksgiving today, I thought this was the perfect time for the lesson.

Let me show you.

First, stare intently at whatever she is eating. This is easiest if you can be on the couch beside her, but can also work from the floor.

Then, with the same intensity, look at your person. Stomping your feet to ensure attention is also helpful.

Let me show you the correct posture when you are sitting on the floor and your person is in a chair.

Phod clearly needs some more work, he is looking not interested and not staring directly at the person. I will keep trying to teach him. He may be hopeless, but my stare gets him treats because the Lady feels bad he doesn't get as many treats. So I guess I am hypnotizing her for the both of us. 

Give this a try with your person and let me know if you get extra treats! 

A Lesson From Professor Lee

 If you want to get the best belly rubs . . .

First, give the person a little love. I find a kiss on the nose works well. 

Then stand beside them and demand they rub your belly. 

If this doesn't work, a gentle physical prompt may help. Increase the intensity as needed.

 Try at home and let me know if belly rubbing improved.

Another Lesson From Professor Lee

 If your human takes your favourite chair, there is always a way you can share!