Wednesday, December 17, 2025
Monday, December 11, 2023
Happy Hanukkah! (The Hat Tax Begins)
Dear pals,
On Saturday we had Callie's people over for our 21st Hanukkah dinner. As you know, we are not Jewish (we are not anything actually) and host this dinner because Lady loves latkes (potato pancakes). Man will make her a lot if there is company.
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| The Hanukkah Hat Tax |
The mischief started earlier in the week when Lady had to get the brisket because Man was sick. She did call Man to confirm that he really wanted this brisket . . .
That brisket was 9.8 kg, cost $117 Canadian dollars, and Man make it into 4 briskets. Lady may not ever be allowed to get the meat again.
Saturday was spent cooking and cleaning.
Latkes are a lot of work. You peel the potatoes, you grate the potatoes, you squeeze the water out of the potatoes, you add onions, zucchini and spices and Man uses a hamburger patty maker to make the perfect shape to deep fry. It took about 1.5 hours to make 19 perfect latkes.
The guests came and we were very good puppies. Phod loved getting all the pets from what he sees as his extended pack. Hailey, barked briefly when they came in and then sort of ignored all the people.
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| Those are green beans with yellow peppers and pine nuts |
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| Latkes and brisket |
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Trouble on Tuesday - An Almost Perfect Party
We celebrated Hanukkah on Saturday.
Lady and Man spent 2 days cleaning and cooking. The latkes were exceptional this year. Man used a hamburger press to make them uniformly great.
Monday, December 14, 2020
Thursday, December 12, 2019
Tis The Season - Pay the Tax
Hope our humiliation amused you all!
Tis the season!
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Monday, December 3, 2018
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Let's Get The Holidays Started!
| Zaphod taking the first one |
| Hailey waiting for hers while Emma jumps up with Phod's new inside ball |
| Emma taking hers |
Thursday, December 8, 2016
25 Days of Holiday Fun In Paradise
| Our holiday table |
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| Our Hanukkah Tree |
Thursday, November 17, 2016
25 Days of Holiday Fun
Lee: Hey Phod
Phod: Yes Hailey
Lee: I wanted to tell you about this really cool event that is coming up in Blogville.
Phod: I like cool things, what is it?
Lee: Dory is hosting the 25 days of Holiday Fun and my love Easy, Mr. Bailey and I are helping her.
Phod: 25 days of fun sounds better than 8 days of Hanukkah. What do we have to do for this fun?
Lee: It is really easy - you go over to Dory's and sign up for a day. On your day, you write a holiday post. It can be about your traditions, recipes, stories, anything related to the holidays. Then you link your blog to the blog hop. It is that easy.
Phod: It will be so much fun to share the holidays with Blogville. I can't wait.
Lee: Me neither. Let's hope all our pals go over to Dory's and sign up. Pals, feel free to grab the badge and spread the word!
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Our Hanukkah Party
| We had 3 tables |
This year we had our biggest party yet. 21 people and cousin Emma (who is a dog). The Man, with Uncle D's help spent like 5
hours cooking latkes. The Man spent over 8 hours slaving over the stove and that isn't an exaggeration. It was a feast fit for a king. (We have leftovers, yay!)
Hailey has issues with kids and people in the house, so it is always hard. Aunt C, Uncle D and cousin Maggie arrived early (so Uncle D could help the Man in the kitchen because I am useless). After a time in her crate, Hailey was great. Then more people arrived and Hailey got totally stressed out. She went back into her crate for a while (over an hour). When we let her out, she was amazing. I didn't get a picture of it, but for a time she was laying on her bed right beside where the kids were playing. I was so, so, so proud of her. I would still never leave her alone with kids, but it was huge progress. Maggie is spending a few days with us over the holidays so we hope she will get use to her.
Phod was slightly stressed throughout the day. He was calm, but you could see he wan't sure. However, he was great with the kids.
| Helping Maggie open day one of Hanukkah gift |
| Maggie was standing and Phod went to stand with her |
Overall, while it was a tone of work, and we were exhausted when the last guest left around 6 pm (we ate after 2), it was a great Hanukkah. Although, maybe next years will be a little smaller!
| Aunt C is one of her favourite people, so Hailey made sure to give her lots of kisses! |
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Our Hanukkah Celebration
This year is an extra special Hanukkah because it was my niece Maggie's first Hanukkah. Maggie and I are exchanging 8 crazy nights of Hanukkah gifts (plus she will get some Christmas gifts from us too - she may be a little spoiled). We opened the first one early on the weekend (because Hanukkah started on Tuesday night and with everyone else's holiday schedule we decided to have it the weekend before). We will open the rest on the correct night.
Hanukkah is probably my favourite holiday of the year.
Here are a couple of my favourite pictures.
| Posing by the Hanukkah Tree |
| Maggie opening her first gift - Phod looks on and Emma helps out |
| Maggie - she is 6 months old now |
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Holidays in Our House - by Lee
Hanukkah is a different story. It started in 2002 or 2003. The Lady had a Jewish client who invited her to have Hanukkah dinner, and she fell in love. She insisted that the Man make some of this food. So, the first year they did a Hanukkah themed holiday party. It just grew from there. We now have Hanukkah dishes, Hanukkah decorations, a Menorah, Hanukkah books, and our Hanukkah bush. [Ok, it is just an upside down Christmas tree with silver and blue balls and some other Hanukkah decorations, but our Lady loves it more than her Christmas tree].
Christmas at our house is quiet. We don't have a big dinner, we don't visit people. Usually Uncle Chris comes over. It is just our 3 people and us. There are calls etc to friends and family, but it is low key. The Lady is ok with this, actually she really likes it. It is so chill and relaxed. Hanukkah is the stressed out holiday (minus trying to find the perfect gift). Man and Lady go all out for the annual Hanukkah dinner with brisket and latkes and donuts. Some of their long time friends have actually thought they were Jewish (or part Jewish). It is now Lady's favourite holiday of the year. She says she thinks it is because the food so so excellent and it is really just about food and friends, like all holidays should be.
[Man and Lady's Hanukkah party has become very "popular" and legendary with their circle and there is sort of a waiting list to get invited as they try and keep it "reasonable" about 12, each year, so they can visit and enjoy it].
That is how things work here. Sunday is our big dinner. We will be debuting our wonderful Hanukkah bandanas from Mollie and Alfie's shop. [Mollie, Lady has hidden them and saved them so we couldn't eat them]. If you haven't been there, stop by, they have some really cool stuff. We will share how wonderful we look next week.
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| Checking out the tree |
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Hanukkah Hangover - by Lee
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| Are those latkes for me? |
I was very excited when some of my favourite people came. My Aunt C and Dustin and Auntie K and Uncle Chris and Darlene and some new people I didn't know. I had to bark a lot at those new people.
Everyone but me seemed to have a good time. Phody loved most of the people because they loved him more then they loved me and he got to play fetch for like 3 hours. Everyone took turns throwing the ball and saying how good he was and how great and totally ignoring me. He wasn't perfectly behaved, he ate part of Aunt C's napkin off her lap that had brisket on it. Everyone thought that was cute. If that had been me I would have gotten in trouble. Today Phody is very tired from all the playing. I on the other hand have a sulking hangover. Because while people said I was beautiful, they all clearly loved Phody more. This morning when I went to give my Aunt C kisses (she had a sleepover) and show her how excited I was to see her by jumping on the bed, she was not happy. She said she thought how Phody just stood there waiting for love was a nicer way to wake up. I think she was wrong.
So while everyone is full from too much brisket and latkes (which I didn't get any of) and tired from staying up to late (no one had too much to drink), I am just mad that it wasn't all about me. Maybe today I will get all the love and attention I deserve. So I am saying I have a Hanukkah Hangover.
Editors note: The dogs were amazingly well behaved last night. They barked when people came in, but it was short lived and they settled right down. It was amazing!























