Lady says I am the mischief Queen because on the weekend, when my people were under the weather and not giving me the big walks I deserve, I took myself on walks. I may have also done this on Friday, a day, I did get a walk.
Friday when it happened, I came back to the door when the Man went into the bush to find me. Saturday, I eventually came out from under Callie's deck, and Lady was able to catch me by her garage as I pooped. Sunday, I did come back, in a very indirect way when Man called me.
I don't think this was the worst mischief of the week. I think Phod having an accident in the night was worse (we can ignore my spite pooping in the bathroom). I also think Lady and Man being a little sick was worse, especially because Lady had no voice, so she couldn't call me. I shouldn't complain about the sick, it saved me the hat tax for a few days, but it is coming I fear.
your pal Hailey Bug, who can't help that she wants to run free