On Saturday, our people left us for 87 million hours. They got to go to a party at Grandma and the Big Guy's. We were not invited. Lady said there would be a few people we didn't know and we would not like it. So we did not get to wish our Big Guy a happy 70th birthday.
To show my displeasure of being left for one of the longest periods of time in the past 623 days, I peed on the blanket by the fire place. That will teach them.
Lee, who deserves better