Dear pals, this is your favourite teacher, professor Lee, here to give you a baby destruction lesson.
First, have a comfy place to conduct your amputation. I am partial to one of the beds in our dining room. I like to have other babies around to watch.
You must be sure you have a good grip on it. You don't want the baby to escape. You will notice I use of my left claw. Skunk is not going anywhere.
In my youthful enthusiasms, I use to dive in and rip them apart quickly. Now that I am a more mature 10 year old, I prefer a slower method. In the skunk example, over the course of weeks, I am removing a limb at a time. There is something far more satisfying about going slow and enjoying the destruction. However, I won't judge you if you prefer the quick death method. I do find the slow method is more annoying to my Lady, as there are little bits of baby daily on the floor.
I hope you found this tutorial helpful. Happy deading and destroying!
xxProfessor Lee
oooh bravo bravo bravo!!! we will try it step by step now....you are the best teacher ever professor lee
ReplyDeleteOooh thank you Lee, that was a very helpful tutorial. And much needed. Gail tells me that, for a terrier, I am really rather unskilled in the baby destruction department...
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Bertie.
i wish you would do a tutortial on how you do the deading and don't swallow the parts. we have to remove all babies from Big boy, first he swallowed a leg off a duck, we had to do a week of poop watch, next he swallowed the tail off a monkey, yet another poop watch... now the babies live up high in a closet. we had to buy BIG orange balls because he puts anything that fits in his mouth in it and swallows it. I would be happy to clean up the MESS and not have to Watch His Mess. ha ha
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ReplyDeleteSmart work Prof!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Ohhh yes, I have a one-armed sloth. He became MUCH better behaved after I taught him a lesson with that furst arm. BOL!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lesson Lee. Walter is one of those that prefers the quick death method. BOL!
ReplyDeleteI never dead and destroy, Hailey. Mom tells me to "play nice, Molly" and I do. I'm totally missing out, aren't I?!
ReplyDeleteDear Professor, Thank you for your paws-on photos. I will be sure to have at least one victim near at hand, as I work! /James, the CWC Office Dog
ReplyDeleteWe like your savoring the moment technique. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lesson, Lee. We like how you slowly destroy the skunk. ;)
ReplyDeleteDear Professor Lee, thank you for the wonderful tutorial. Now can you please do another one showing how to get the peeps to buy you babies that are destuffable?
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Although my ghostwriter is cringing right now, I agree that you are using proper squeaky toy policy and procedure. I happen to believe that a new squeaky toy needs immediate de-stuffing and squeaker removal surgery. After that I will cherish said squeaky toy forever. Here's a link to one of my many squeaky toy tutorials:
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Thank you very much for the detailed instructions my furiend. I don't kill many stuffies anymores, being almost 12, butts I do likes to do some shaky shaky, and have thought abouts some amputations, butts then I gets distracted my burds or squirrels or cookies....
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Ruby ♥