At least my dog didn't do that!

Recently, while at the dog park, I was reminded of the worse things my dogs could be doing. So when my dogs are misbehaving I will try and think, “At least my dog(s) don’t”

Attack other dogs and make them bleed when at the park.

Roll in the mud until they are completely dirty.

Obsessively jump up on other people at the park.

Mistake people for trees and pee on their legs.

(Do parents of human children make these kinds of lists?)