It has been 247 days since my imprisonment. As I have mentioned, I haven't really been able to complain about things recently. I am adjusting to this house cat life better than anyone expected.
However, we hit a road block. As the special baby, I get away with all the things in this house. The Man Warden says I run the place (as I should). However the other day, I came up to Lady Warden, who I score a 5/10 as a human on her best day, to ask for food. She had the audacity to say no, I could not have chocolate cake.
She now has a 1/10. Would not recommend. I don't care if chocolate cake will make me sick, a Tortie wants what a Tortie wants. I will ignore her from over here.
Lanie, Prisoner #3, the cat formally known as feral
You might be mad at not getting any cake, but it was for your own good, Lanie. You are cute when you're pouting.
ReplyDeletekeep trying Lanie only skip dee choco cake
ReplyDeleteSorry Lanie, but she was saving your life- chocolate is poisonous to cats.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can have a bit of salmon cake instead?
ReplyDeleteno cake? that is a no go... we think humans should only get this cakes we can eat too... we are furmily...
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteAt the very least that Lady ought to have had a mini-fish-bite on the side to offer as an alternative. Here's hoping the service improves - although I will say that I do think she had your best interests at heart, worth an extra point at least? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx