5:20 am: Whine and carry on like you really need to go out. Human gets up to let you out and darn, you really don’t have to go. Be annoyed at human when they force you out.
But go back to your crate nicely.
6:10 am: Whine and carry on like no one has every loved you and you need to be with people now. Continue to whine even when the humans say we are not getting up to 7. If you are done sleeping, well everyone should be!