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Monday, July 20, 2026
Friday, July 17, 2026
Nature Friday - Signs of Summer
Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends,
Summer has so much good nature, it just gives me the bestest, bestest dreams.
Here are some random shots from the Lady's phone:
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Lanie's Log - New Trick
It has been 268 days since my capture.
This week, Styx taught me a new trick - To come on the dining room table while my people are eating.
Unfortunately at this meal it was pancakes, and I don't like pancakes. Hopefully next time it will be something better.
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| Still not overly impressed with the Wardens at times |
Lanie, prisoner #3
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Tuesdays with Tigris - Enough
Reader,
I really do love my Lady. She does a really good job at most of the time respecting my boundaries. I know I am beautiful and cute and I can be very distracting.
But sometimes she is a little much and I must hide.
She will never find me.
Tigris
Monday, July 13, 2026
Mischief Monday - My Nemesis By Styx
Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends,
You all know I love almost everyone. I have a heart that is too big, too big, too big! I am the anti-Grinch. However, there are two things I don't love. There are two things I want to hunt, hunt, hunt.
The first is the crow. They stay far from my house, far, far, far. They know I would get them.
The second is the black squirrel. He or She does not stay far, far, far. He or She teases me and stands right at the window, thanks to the feeder Uncle Chris got me.
Sometimes He or She even knocks on the window. I do not want to be his or her friend. I want to hunt him or her. Hunt, hunt, hunt.
Lady says it is very distracting when she is trying to work.
you pal Styxy, the squirrel fighter
Friday, July 10, 2026
Nature Friday - A Tree - by Tigris
Reader,
Lady was so annoying the other day with her in and out and in and out because she got in her head, she needed to know what kind of tree she has a lot of in her yard. I don't understand why anyone would care, it is a tree. Trees are trees, if they aren't growing food.
She asked the Big Guy first, he didn't know. and he knows a lot of things. Then she had a conversation with AI (who kept requesting more pictures), as well as an internet search, before deciding, she thinks it is an ash.
So now she knows and knows the emerald ash borer will probably arrive and kill it (like I got the robot mouse). Now she is a bit sad, but said she will enjoy it while she can.
I personally found this all boring, but Lady said I should thank my hosts Rosy and Sunny, for giving me a place to complain about Lady's interest.
Tigris
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Lanie' Log - Training Lady
It has been 261 days since my imprisonment.
I have decided it is time to train Lady Warden (LW). She has been trying really hard to get me to like her more, so I decided to give her a chance.
First I have trained her to share all her food. Yes she let me take a big piece of chicken right out of her container. She wants everyone to know that I was not given anything with garlic and onions an after the picture, she was a bit rude and made me get down. Also she wants everyone to know she loves Shawarma and the Ottawa area is known as the Shawarma Capital of Canada. Due to the high Lebanese population, there are over 200 shawarma restaurants (city is about 1 million people).
Second, we have a new evening routine. I have her trained to play with me. Laser is my favourite game. She is getting pretty good at it too. She got a new laser, which is much brighter and better. Then I let her have the opportunity to give me treats. I am even sort of getting on her lap.
I am giving her a B+ in her training. I think she could be a little more liberal with the treats. Also, she complains a lot about my nails. We have not graduated to cutting them yet.
Lanie, Prisoner #3
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Tuesdays with Tigris - Hunting
Reader,
I am the best hunter in the house. I have proof.
Our house was invaded by a robot mouse.
Monday, July 6, 2026
Mischief Monday - I thought She Had Forgotten - by Styx
Hi friends, hi friends, hi friends,
Friday, July 3, 2026
Nature Friday - A Wild Birthday - Part 2
Lady here, to share the second part of my birthday adventure. After a day in Parc Omega, we stayed for Cocktails with the Wolves. This was a small group experience (up to 30 people) who would go with a guide to the enclosure of one of the park's packs, to learn about them in the wild as well as life in captivity. These Grey Wolves, were ready and waiting for the raw meet they were served as a treat so we could see them. While the interaction was going on, we were treated to dinner (not a sit down dinner, but canapés) as well as beverages.
While the day had been amazing this was a super special event that I loved. We learned so much, especially about the care of them in captivity.
Here are some highlights.
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| Only glass between us |
That was my perfect wild birthday.
Thursday, July 2, 2026
Lanie's Log - But Missy G Said I Could
It has been 254 days since I moved inside. I have mainly lost my feral status, but I have kept my tortiude.
I need to give you a little context. Lady Warden (LW) had a bestest family friend Missy G. Long time readers may remember that Missy G was sort of an adopted family member. She and her husband were LW's neighbours growing up and adopted family. When Missy G died in 2020 (not of Covid, her husband had died many years before) she left the contents of her house to Lady Warden and Aunt C.
Missy G was the first cat lady, LW really knew. Besides having up to 5 indoor cats, Missy G spent a lot of time caring for outdoor cats. She had her own TRN type of program. Anyways, Missy G would have loved the adventure of LW having me. LW says she can hear her laughing saying "Oh LW".
One of the things Lady took from the house was this big stool. Although I have 5 perfectly good scratching posts, I love to stretch and scratch on this.
LW says "No" and I just look at her and say "Missy G would say I could" and she knows I am right and I get to scratch away.
LW can't wait until she can cut my nails.
Lanie, Prisoner #3, who is very good at manipulating Lady to get what I want.





































