HAPPY CANADA DAY!
To celebrate Frankie Furter of http://frankiefurterprice.blogspot.ca we are applying to join his crew.
Meet Candidate 1: Hailey Brown Legs
She is applying for Master Gunner
Skills that will help her rock this job:
-Has excellent eye sight;
-Is sort of well trained (our research suggests this job needs the most training);
-Will work for food only - doesn't want to take gold, but wants her share of any cookies;
-Is an excellent hunter;
-Is great at determining who the enemy is;
-does a great job at keeping things clean.
(Please overlook the fact that she doesn't like loud noises and likes to do her own thing)
Candidate Two: Zaphod de Pup
He is applying for Quarter Master.
He would do a great job because:
-He is reliable, dependable and conscience;
-He would make sure the plunder was divided equally;
-He isn't afraid to speak out if someone stepped out of line;
-He is loyal and would follow his pirate king anywhere!