Lady: Lee and I want to talk about the mischief from this week.
Lee: If this is about my accidents, no one wants to read about poop. Poop happens, get over it.
Lady: No, it is not about the upset tunny or accidents. That is part of this chapter of your journey. I know they aren't intentional.
Lee: Other than that I think I was perfect. What could it possibly be about?
Lady: It is about how much you barked at the neighbour's this week. The one day you barked for like 15 minutes one day. You barked and barked and carried on every time we went outside.
Lee: There was a big shifty machine making noise all day. There were big bangs. They didn't check with me to see if this was ok.
Lady: I know the shovel is loud, and dropping the huge boulders was loud, and you didn't love it, but they are in fact allowed to do work on their property.
Lee: They require my permission. Everyone should have my permission to do anything.
Lady: No they do not need your permission. Luckily the shovel was loud enough they didn't hear you carrying on and on and on.
Lee: Too bad they didn't, because maybe they would have stopped.
Lady: The shovel work should be done and they are going to have a beautiful back step and driveway.
Lee: Took long enough. Will I get to go over and see it?
Lady: Yes I am sure you can check it out.
Lee: Then I will pee on it and own it so if they change it again, I have a right to bark.
Lady: No I don't think you need to pee on it. It will always be theirs and Cali's.
Lee: Sigh, I am sure I can find something else to bark at this week.
Lady: I am sure you will.