Hailey: "Lady, you are getting an F. First you didn't let me catch up with all my pals over the weekend and now I see it is the end of the day and you are just getting around to posting. F, F, F."
Lady: "Hailey, I am very sorry. I had to work Saturday and then I came down with the flu. It knocked me off my feet yesterday. I hope the worst of it is behind me. Blogville is a loving place, they will understand."
Hailey: " Blogville shouldn't have to understand. Are the above also your excuse for not walking me forever and ever?"
Lady: "The Man took you out Saturday. You are right I didn't walk you yesterday because I didn't feel up to it. I still wasn't 100% this morning but I took you for a very long walk in the pouring rain."
Hailey: "That is another problem, what is with all this rain? Make it stop. I don't like it. Or if you aren't going to make it stop, at least let me roll on your bed to dry off that helps out."
Lady: "No to rolling on the bed. However, I will make you a deal. If you can catch the mouse that is in the house and has eaten the hose to the dishwasher and is smart enough to know how to eat the food off the trap, I will let you roll on my bed next time you are wet. Ok?"
Hailey: "I will see what I can do."