Good morning class, welcome to our discussion on paperwork and jailer training. I hope you will find this useful.
As you can see, I am an excellent sheet shredder |
As office
manager of the Blogville Police Department, I wanted to take some time to go
over the paperwork required as an active member of the police force.
While paper
can be very tasty (I have eaten enough paper myself over the years) and
shredding it can be fun, it is important to keep it intact to make sure our
criminals have appropriate sheets. I
will be responsible for shredding any sheets that need to be.
To help up
keep consistent, I have created this sheet that is to be filled in for our
activity reports. Officers are expected to complete this after every shift and
submit it to me.
Patrol
Officer:
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Date:
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Number of
donuts/cookies eaten
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Number of
squirrels seen
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Areas patrolled
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Suspicious
Activity seen
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Calls
Responded to
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Arrests
Made
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Number of
butts sniffed
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As jailer it is my responsibility to make sure everyone is
locked up nice and tight. When a criminal is brought in, the arresting officer,
will sign our log. This will help us make sure that we know who we have.
Blogville
Jail Sign In/Out
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Arresting Officer
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Criminal
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Day/Time In
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Day/Time Out
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Cells need to be appropriate so there is no jail breaks. As an expert jail breaker, I have personally inspected all our cells. |
Once the criminal has been signed in, the arresting
officer and I will give him/her a close inspection to make sure that he/she
don’t have any weapons or other dangerous substances. We will make sure they
are paw or finger printed and butt sniffed. I will then select the cell that is
the most appropriate for perpetrator. Each cell will have a bed, access to an
appropriate bathroom and fresh water 24-7.
Assisting with Guard Duty
While I am an excellent guard (I have great vision and
smelling and am always on alert), I will need some assistance because I
occasionally need to nap.
A day in the jail will look like the following:
7 am –breakfast – chicken and rice
9-11 – Exercise time – small groups or individual secure
time will be provided as needed
11-2 – nap time
2-4 - mandatory counselling or treatments as needed
4-6 – nap time and visiting hours
7pm -dinner – chicken and rice
8-10 – library or TV time. Email access for good behaviour
10 pm – lights out
Note: Baths will only be given if requested by those in
our care because I will not allow water torture to occur on my watch.
Let me now demonstrating the lock up procedure.
First you go to the cell and put the key in the lock. |
Turn the lock and open the door. Then the perp goes in. Close the door, turn the key, remove the key, give the door a shake to make sure it is locked properly. |
Easy - thank you for your demonstration, but it is not nap time! |
Thank you to Ranger, for overseeing our class. Please let either of us know if you have any questions.
What a brilliant class! You did a fabulous job, complete with demonstrations. No doubt the new class of pawlice has learned a lot from you today!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
blogville is in very safe paws for sure - I don't think there will be any crime committed with all these pups on the job
ReplyDeleteNice one. Great job. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Number of donuts eaten! Gosh, had I known that was part of the job ...I would have signed up for duty!
ReplyDeleteHey Hailey!
ReplyDeleteWow, excellent work today! OMD your forms are perfect and I'll be interested in reviewing those stats every day. I think you'll get a lot of volunteers when paper shredding is on te schedule. BOL Great class and the recruits were totally focused.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Great class, very detailed.
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteHailey - you look totally HOT in those spectacles...ahem... You surely are the right choice for your pawsition, those charts are well planned and you have the jailing thing down to a claw... well done!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hailey I was just thinking that jail kinda sounds like our home. Angus Mac
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent job you're doing!
ReplyDeleteI think that the prisoners seem to feel good in your prison :)
ReplyDeleteOMD you are in RARE GOOD "FORM" today... We love them...
ReplyDeleteNOTE TO SELF (Judge Furter): do not lick paws after handling the FORMS that have yellow or brown stains... this is a class of YOUNG recruits...
I (Judge Furter) am pleased to see that the recruits are MUCH more attentive in class TODAY... I believe they OVER INDULGED in the Donuts yesterday.. and suffered a serious Sugar High...
Your class was EXCELLENT and VERY ENTERTAINING... Need I say MORE?? BRAVO !!
Hailey I hope you will not lose the key for that door hahahaha Is it allowed to take the treats away from the pockets of that criminals?
ReplyDeleteEasy Ridedr
Hailey, that was a great class...and all of blogville now understands...we will not tolerate wrong doing...one fine job. Say did you have to entice any of them Juniors with Donuts?
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Glad to see plenty of nap time in the schedule.
ReplyDeleteCould I volunteer as office paper shredder?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Very good but I don't see s time for donuts
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Lily & Edward
I think everybody needs to come back to my place for some more doughnuts at my pub....hehehe,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteHAILEY OMDS YOU LOOK LOOK SMASHING IN YOUR GLASSES AND SO PROFESSIONAL
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
BOL at da activity reports. What a grrrrrrreat class!
ReplyDeleteThanks you for being one of our ACE instructors.
Wags,
Ranger
Chicken and Rice? They get chicken and rice? Maybe Dui's on the wrong side....bwahaahaa!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the class, more information to digest!
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Cousin Lee, you look very smart! I can help you with the doughnut counting!
ReplyDeleteCrikey .... I nearly missed this class. We haven't met before and my Secretary, Mum, is nowhere near as efficent as you Miss, er, Officer Hailey and if it wasn't for Sarge I wouldn't be here. Mum's fixed the problem now and we are following you so I won't be missing anymore classes. How good is that???
ReplyDeleteCrikey I hope you don't mind me saying but I really like a sheila in glasses and you sure wear 'em well. I'm a bit worried about those forms I've gotta fill out though. So much paperwork ........
Can I steal some of da prisoners' chicken and rice?
ReplyDeleteWow! Paperwork is very hard! Do I have to log every donut? Sometimes I sleep eat and cannot be responsible for jelly-filled dreams! Pierre said one of the moles he took down was carrying a weapon in his cheeks! Awesome class! ☺
ReplyDeleteGreat training Hailey! I learned so much today! One questions...Do the Junior Officers get to nap at the same time as the prisoners? We need our rest. If so, will blankies and pillows be provided or do we need to bring our own?
ReplyDeleteRespectfully,
Junior Officer Riley
Way to go, Hailey! Your glasses make you look so smart! What about Miranda rights? Will you read your arrestees their rights? Last but not least - Did you let Easy out of there???
ReplyDeleteWow Hailey, my head is just about full up of info.....What a great teacher you are!!
ReplyDeleteSalute Smileys!
Arty
Wow, we are so impressed with the training of this new class!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Lee, you forgot to mention a cavity search and I don't me looking at their teeth. BOL. Sorry my assistant has been drinking a little.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Excellent job!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
I don't think dose cells would hold a skwirrel or rat-- dey could git out right 'tween dose bars....
ReplyDeleteSo can we gives dem da ole shakey shakey instead?
Outstanding job!!! Blogville is safe thanks to you and our great police force. Thank you for your service.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha