As you know I am a very good boy. However, as Lady was kind enough to share with the world, I had a bit of a stomach issue and could not hold my poop. I had some accidents in the house. Well last Thursday the new food came and almost immediately the excess pooping stopped. Since my peeps weren't going to know if I was ok, last Friday Man was able to arrange working from home to make sure I was ok.
On the weekend, the peeps were out for most of Saturday and I was a very good boy. On Monday, they blocked the basement but I had an accident upstairs in the dining room. Lady and Man think it has become a habit now, so the most terrible thing happened on Tuesday. I was left in a cage.
I went in fine. But when Man came home he found the following:
I had moved the cage way over and knocked stuff off the shelf.
I also had pulled some of the blankets from on top in (that will teach Man and Lady for not following the KonMari method of tidying up).
Lee says I am not as good as her, as she has ruined crates in the past.
Yesterday Lady worked from home so there was no torture, but as you are likely reading this, I am going back into the cage for the day. Lady says I have to do it for the rest of the week and we will see about next week! Let's see if Lady can get me down the stairs and into it today.
Please send help!
your pal, Phod, the best boy ever (Even if I ran after that guy who had the nerve to walk down the road yesterday)