Our Lady says we weren't bad enough last week for her to want to kill us (we have set the bar pretty high for that), but she is disappointed with our behaviour. The Man came home to the following on Thursday (no good ever came of one, maybe this is why the Lady wasn't sooooooo mad).
|This was a box of paper. What you wan't see is we chewed the bottom corner of the box|
and therefore destroyed 1/2 package of paper.