In honour of our favourite Diva and cat Madi we join Blogville with a day of laughter.
What could be funnier than 2 dogs telling cat jokes!
Phod: Some of these are so bad Lee, I don't think I can look. Lee: That is what makes them funny! |
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
A: You got to be kitten me. Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
We know the Queen of the Sun puddle will love this last one:
To Madi's people: Thank you for sharing her life and adventures. We hope all the love and laughter today bring joy to your broken hearts.
hahaha what a super idea!!! Well done!
ReplyDeleteWe just know that Madi is smiling and laughing right along with us. Great job, guys!
ReplyDeleteBOL! I thought the jokes were funny too, Hailey.
ReplyDeleteBOL - you made us all laugh for sure - we bet Madi and her Mom are chuckling too.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Hari Om
ReplyDeletebwahahaha brilliant for Madi's day of honour!!! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
A day of laugter takes away the blues.
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Thanks for sharing the wonderful jokes for your tribute to Madi today. We know she would be loving all of this for her today. The baskin' robins one was really good. Have a great day of laughter everyone for Madi.
ReplyDeleteWorld of Animals
Madi was one of our first and dearest friends! We miss her dearly. All her adventures still and will always make us smile!
ReplyDeleteDear Phod, Lee, Lady and Man
ReplyDeleteOMCs no one tells better feline funnies than you two Pups! I loved them all equally and giggled like a teenager. Please thank Lady for her loving message written in R E D!!!
You know Mom and I Scream so she loved the Baskin Robbins
We have truly felt the love all day long.
Hugs, love and kitty kisses Proudly Mom of Madi and Angel Diva Madi your bfffffffffffffff furever
OMD...we can't stop giggling! What a great group of jokes and the pawfect tribute for Madi!!
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Rosy, Jakey & Arty
Great way to celebrate Madi, who always found new ways to make us smile!
ReplyDeleteWonderful jokes. I love the last one most of all. Thanks for the smiles at this sad time.
ReplyDeleteOMD, those were FABulously funny jokes guys!!!! You made me chuckle, laugh, and pee a little....
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Ruby ♥
What a great bunch of giggles for dear Madi! She will love your post for her today.......
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
BOL MOL those were some great jokes in honor of sweet Madi!!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Matt & Matilda
Those jokes had us rolling on the floor. What a great tribute to our BFFF.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh. There were some very good smiles here. 😁
ReplyDeleteThe best tribute for Madi EVER!! It rocks!!!
ReplyDeleteThose joke are pawsome! If you guys don't mind, can Ninja and I use them in some future post?
Purrs
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