Secondly: Lady gets a big fat FAIL for training this week. She did some maintenance trials, but she didn't do any hard core training. She has excuses like with the Man's party and she had a busy first part of the week with work (working 15 hours one day is no excuse). She also says we went on extra long walks and she took us to the lake too cool off last night cause it has been so hot instead. I say FAIL, FAIL, FAIL! When Lady doesn't do hard core training, I don't get enough cookies. When I don't get enough cookies, I am forced to do things like counter surf and steal things like the Lady's muffins. I can't help it, she makes me.
Because of her failure as a person, I think Lady should end up here with Emma:
She promises this week will be better, but I don't believe her.
Your starving and deprived Hailey Bug
So not fair not letting you chase the deer
ReplyDeleteHailey be on the look out for a huge box wet cold noodles...when they arrive you should give your mom 20 lashes a day...
ReplyDeletehugs madi your bfff
You are right Hailey, it is the Lady's own fault if you are forced to counter surf. Maybe if they let you chase the deer you wouldn't be put in such a position!
ReplyDeleteWhat a scandal. Starved and deprived indeed Lee. Terrible. We suggest you call Dog Line for help. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh our Mom is the same way she starts out full force and then runs out of steam. Now her excuse for us NOT going to the fairgrounds to walk at night is cos it is 90 out and wayyyy to hot for pugs...um......we did practice our "look mom in the eye" and " sit stay" last night. I guess Gussie and Mags did real good, and of course anytime Mom asked me to sit I twirled my little dance.....she just shakes her head and says my brain is wired a little differently...lol....
ReplyDeleteYou may have to riot to get your Moms attention.
stella rose
Hailey you have a HOOOOGE Millstone around your neck. Not being allowed to chase the deer and then being STARVED.
ReplyDeleteYou Poor thingy. Peeps are MAJOR Millstones.
Oh poor Hailey! Maybe your muffin stealing will whip that lady back into shape ;) lol
ReplyDeleteShe failed at training and threw you in jail with your inmate clothes on!!!!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Gosh, would your LADY fit in that cage with Emma????? I love Emma's prison outfit though! Tee Hee
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
Hmmmmmmmmm. On one paw, swimming and long walks are good. BUT on the other, both activities make you hungry! Hard one. If you crate her, who's going to dispense treats? Now our heads hurt, we can't work it out.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Well....MUFFINS? That should like a purrfect alternative. Sheesh. You gotta do what you gotta do.
ReplyDeleteThe outfit is hilarious! jaajjajaja Lots of love
ReplyDeleteMy Humom's the same has been so slacking.. Now counter surfing sounds a great idea :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I think you are right!!
ReplyDeleteIt is very clear that you are suffering due to your Lady's failures. If things don't change we might have to notify authorities.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Perhaps this post will shame her. Let's see what happens.
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