This is not a joke and it is not funny. I am now officially the worst dog owner.
At approximately 11:30 this morning, Hailey escaped the backyard. She could not have been missing for more than 5 minutes when I checked on her. An initial search has not turned her up. Drew is out searching the neighbourhood. I did an initial drive around and accosted everyone on the street I saw (and nearly got in an accident so I came home).
If anyone has seen her, please call. Her number is on her tag.