This is LeeLee. I am uniting with Gemi in order to get our people in trouble for abuse and neglect. Yesterday, the worst thing in my life happened. My people left the house without me, and they took Gemi. That is right, I got left alone in the house with cats! The horror of it all! I tired to point out their mistake by not allowing them to close the door unless they closed it on my head, but they still left me!
To get my revenge, I took the big bone they left me and chewed it on the couch and it has left a gross white film over said couch. They are going to have to clean it up. Severs them right!