The most reluctant reindeer of all . . .
Phody and Hailey Merritt
had a very taxing life
and if you ever asked them
they would say it was full of strife.
All of the other puppies
use to laugh and say no way
they would never let their people
treat them in such embarrassing ways!
But the price for living here is not hard to pay,
wear you hat and stay real still
and soon the camera goes away.
Then how their bellies loved them
as they were stuffed with treats
the hat tax is preferable
to life on the streets.