****Disclaimer: The following story is in no way Hailey's fault. The unfortunate events are really Lady's doing.
The scene: Saturday morning, shortly after 6:30. It is dark while we go on our walk. We go on the path less traveled up the hill.
The set up: Lee stops and has the biggest poop in the world right on the road. Lady dutifully cleans it up and we continue on our walk.
The gross: As we are walking along, about .5 km from home, Lady gets an itchy nose. The runs her gloved hand under her nose. She smells it and realizes what has happened. Somehow she got Lee's poop on her glove. She has just wiped dog poop under her nose.
The reaction: Lady plays it pretty cool although she is pretty disgusted. She takes off her glove and wipes the poop off her face and onto her hand (seems less gross there). Then she searches for clean snow. You see, the snow right beside the road is dirty with the sand. She uses snow to wipe her glove, her hand and her face.
The aftermath: We finish the walk. Lady comes in, kicked off her boots and washes and washes her face and hand. She felt pretty grossed out. But can totally see the humour in all of this.
Lee: "See, completely not my fault."
Hari Om
ReplyDeleteNo accounting for some hyoomans, eh Hailey?! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
you are the uninvolved reporter of gross news... I am the official bagger of the poop when we both walk Big boy.. Saturday morning is the only time daddy walks Big Boy alone and must hold the leash and pick up poop. we have a roll of really nice big dog poop bags. he did not take the roll but somehow found 2 of the small black and thin poop bags. he quickly found why I threw them away. he picked up the PILE, the bag broke, he used the second back to get it all up and came home with a poop hand, just like your moms...UGH
ReplyDeletePoor Lady. This is not fun.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, we can imagine the situation all too clearly. Yuck indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Lee...not your fault!! We had to chuckle at poor Lady!
ReplyDeleteYikes! Yucky! Although my ghostwriter, in her long career as a nurse, has more then once been labeled "Nurse Brownfinger" usually because of a glove malfunction. Oh, and chlorine gets rid of that smell, but maybe your mom wouldn't want to use it on her face.
ReplyDeleteIt happens to the best of us mom's. which is why I know carry a packet of handy wipes in my coat pocket. I find toothpaste on the fingers/hands gets rid of the smell quickly. 😇
ReplyDeleteOh MY DOGS Lee....I'm feeling pretty grossed out too but for some strange reason, I'm also giggling. Lady bless your heart the joys of being owned by pets right. Crazy Toto the mighty mini mad dachshund once went out into our backyard...some how he found something extremely smelly and greasy to roach around in. Unfortunately it was invisible. He loved up on me when he came in and I rubbed him. At least it was not in my face and on my nose. Me and my jeans went immediately into our individual washing stations. Horrid...Sympathies for you K10.
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BOL - oh, sorry, that is very nasty. Mom has finally decided she needs to remove her glove when she picks up Lightning's deposits no matter how cold her hand is.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
BOL!!! Yup, totally Lady's fault. Silly Lady!
ReplyDeleteEven an experiences Super Pooper Scooper can have an off day.
ReplyDeleteWe are grossed out and laughing at the same time. Our mom says she's just glad it wasn't her. At least it was winter and you had snow to "clean up" in.
ReplyDeletePoor Lady...teeheehee...but totally not your fault Lee!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
Us human usual don't care for sticky smells. Our dog would go and roll in cow poop. Loved every minute of it
ReplyDeleteHi hi hi! Ojo here! Completely not your fault, Cousin Lee. Also, I do not understand why the people have such aversion to poop. I love having poop on my body!!
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