****Disclaimer: The following story is in no way Hailey's fault. The unfortunate events are really Lady's doing.
The scene: Saturday morning, shortly after 6:30. It is dark while we go on our walk. We go on the path less traveled up the hill.
The set up: Lee stops and has the biggest poop in the world right on the road. Lady dutifully cleans it up and we continue on our walk.
The gross: As we are walking along, about .5 km from home, Lady gets an itchy nose. The runs her gloved hand under her nose. She smells it and realizes what has happened. Somehow she got Lee's poop on her glove. She has just wiped dog poop under her nose.
The reaction: Lady plays it pretty cool although she is pretty disgusted. She takes off her glove and wipes the poop off her face and onto her hand (seems less gross there). Then she searches for clean snow. You see, the snow right beside the road is dirty with the sand. She uses snow to wipe her glove, her hand and her face.
The aftermath: We finish the walk. Lady comes in, kicked off her boots and washes and washes her face and hand. She felt pretty grossed out. But can totally see the humour in all of this.
Lee: "See, completely not my fault."