Today we celebrate a man,
who could rhyme better than we can,
here is our little tale,
about someone who should be in jail.
There is fluff everywhere,
pulled from frog and pulled from bear.
It now covers the entire floor,
from the kitchen to the front door.
Lady is not happy to see,
such a big mess not made by Phod or Lee.
The culprit is Emma Mae,
she likes to keep things in a messy way.
Lady sighs and cleans it up,
knowing another mess will be made by this pup.
She loves her lots but has to say,
Uncle Chris coming home will be a happy day.
Our toys will stay whole and the floor clean,
and the house will be ruled by only one Queen.
We kind of like it we have to confess,
it is nice to have someone to blame for such a mess.