I know you are a nice guy cause you don't carry a stick. Men with sticks are scary and bad, and I need to bark and growl at them.
Lady says I don't know what naughty is, so I must be on the nice list. She will say I become a bigger suck with every day that passes. Since I need to be honest to you, I know she is probably right, but saying these things out loud doesn't help my tough boy image, so if we could keep it between us, that would be great.
This year for Christmas I would like Cousin Emma to be a better sharer when she lives here. She takes all my stuff. I would like Lady and Man to stop offering me things that aren't food (like fruit and veggies). I don't understand why they are trying to poison me. I would like to be able to play Precious or disc all day. I would like to have better ears so I don't get as many ear infections and have to have ear drops. I would like to not to have to spend time at the kennel. I would like my people, especially my Lady, to be home all the time. A couple yummy meat treats that I don't have to do tricks for would be nice.
If you have some extra magic in your bag Santa, could you please help the animals who don't have homes. If you could spread a little love to them and help some of them find forever homes (not with me, although Lady would love it, I don't want to share her or my stuff with anyone but Lee), that would be great.