It started after the traitor Lady returned on Sunday. The house was peaceful and then suddenly there were people climbing up our roof. We barked and barked and barked and barked. The Man went out and up the roof too. We had to bark for 20 minutes. Then the people got off the roof and the evil ladder left.
[Editor's note: The neighbour had said he would be over to sweep the chimney. He came over with a friend and they went right up. The Man joined them for the annual roof inspection, clean out the gutters.]
Then on Tuesday morning as Lady was about to leave for work, we all heard a rattling under the sink. Lady
There is even more mischief, but Phod wants to tell it, so we will save it for another day.