Friday, January 18, 2013

Feline Friday - A Who Done it - as told by Lee

When: Yesterday morning, while Lady was out of town for 36 hours. [This adds support to the claim that no good came from a Thursday].

The scene of the crime -
this would be the area I ate once -
you can see some of my scratches
The event: The Man went to take the garbage out. When he returned the door between the garage and house was locked. The Man had not unlocked the front door that morning (he took us through the garage). The Man was locked out. We can't repeat the kind of things he was saying here, they are rude!  Fortunately for the Man (and a mistake on the culprit's part), a door in the basement was open and he could get back in.

The suspects:
Hailey - The beautiful and determined to be free young dog, who has an anxiety disorder.
Phod - the gentle giant 
Baggy - the bitchy but lazy old cat
Nin - who sings and sings and sings about his life being terrible.

The verdict

No more cushion for you!
After a careful investigation conducted by me, I have determined that this had to be done by Nin. Us angel dogs would never do such a horrible thing. It is my guess that Nin jumped up and locked the door to punish the Man for not feeding him fast enough. I sentence Nin to time on the counter without his pillow.


The Lady's reaction: She could not stop laughing. She was not that supportive. [We laughed and laughed too]
Cause something crazy like this happens the once a month the Lady goes away overnight the Man is sure the Lady teaches us these things as tricks. The couple now plan to hide a key so no one is locked out again!



Editors Note: As per his comment below, the Man would like it very clear that he did not lock the door and lock himself out. It was clearly an "inside" job! 



14 comments:

  1. The man - To be clear the door was not locked when I went out. Someone jumped up and pushed the lock in while I was in the garage!

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    1. We know, that is what makes it soooooooo funny!

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  2. BOL that is funny. Peeps did that once and with some help had to break into the house. No one passing by said a thing. Lucky for The Man he could get back in or it could have been a long 36 hours. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. I keep telling my husband this is going to happen to us with the front door. He doesn't believe me...

    Sam

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  4. Of course it was the MAN! That's how they roll! BOL!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  5. BAwhahhha. The MAN must be getting forgetful. It was of course he who locked himself out.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  6. Hahaha, great investigation! But poor Nin, counter without pillow sounds very harsh punishnent!

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  7. What great entertainment for all the animals!!!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  8. Love how humans blame us for the silly things they do!!

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  9. The Man is sure the dogs did it!

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  10. Good job he wasn't locked out all night..BOL xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  11. We never heard of this but may have to check it out. Thanks for stopping by our blog!

    Keep Calm and Bark On!

    Murphy and Stanley

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