Monday, December 10, 2012

Dear Santa - by Lee

Dear Santa,

I would like to begin by clarifying the meaning of the word naughty. I didn't feel this described me
so I looked it up in the dictionary. In the dictionary it says "disobedient; mischievous (used especially in speaking to or about children)".   I looked up disobedient and it says "neglecting or refusing to obey; not submitting." I will admit I have done some things this year I am not proud of (ie. eating a wall) at no point did I disobey. Before the Lady and Man went out, they did not say "Hailey, don't eat the wall."  Furthermore I never intentionally refuse to obey. When I am out running and playing, I have all intentions of coming back, it is just the wind blows me away, it can't be helped.
As for mischievous, I prefer the term spirited, and since there is a phrase Christmas spirit, this must be a great thing!

Now that we have cleared this up, this is what I want for Christmas:
Belly Rubs
Cookies
More belly rubs
treats, any kind as long as I don't have to share
Not to get scolded when I hump Nin
Phod to let me hump him
To never have to go out on my leash
Not to have to be dressed up in anyway
People to love me more than Phod
Phody to do something bad so people love me the most
Did I mention belly rubs and more cookies (any kind)

I hope you can take my actions with the spirit they were intended. If not, perhaps I will try my luck with the Hanukkah Armadillo! 

Love your Hailey Girl

26 comments:

  1. That list seems reasonable! ...and our Monty never means to get into trouble either! ;D

    Sam

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  2. I think your be alright with Santa..Still laughing my head off at Phod to let me hump him..BOL Have a great Monday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Phod needs to know that I am boss in this house!

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  3. We just stumbled into your blog and we think it is just great!!!! Chanukah Armadillo???? Too funny! We are now your newest followers and it is great to meet you! We have two blogs...Cat Chat With Caren and Cody http://opcatchat.blogspot.com and our Sheltie's blog, Dakota's Den www.dakotasden.wordpress.com, hope you will visit!
    Have a great day!

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    1. The Chanukah armadilo is from the TV show friends. We will stop by for sure!

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  4. Hailey, thats a most beautiful letter to Santa and you will get most of your wish list, that deal with Phod, not gonna happen. You look good in that outfit except you lost your ears.

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

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    1. But I like to hump Phod. It is fun! Being dressed up is horrible but I have learned if I just stand there it is over soon!

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  5. Hailey we know Santa Paws will forgive you but no more walls. Rubs and cookies are coming your way. Have a marvelous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. I will try not to eat the wall, it doesn't taste that good anyway!

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  6. Hey Lee, Hey Phod, Jet here.

    Mom asked if you've read the Amelia Bedelia childrens' books! Under Amelia and your philosophy, Santa should grant items off your wish list for sure!

    Humping Nin? Beneath you, Lee!!!

    Tell Miss Lady that we're behind too, we totally understand and appreciate any visits to our blog.

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    1. Hey Jet

      Our lady loved those books when she was little. I don't hump nin because I like to but because someone has to. Gemi taught me that. The dog that has been in the house the longest needs to do it!

      Thanks for visiting.

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  7. We have a feeling Sandy Paws will understand
    Benny & Lily

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  8. Perfectly reasonable and well stated. How could Santa not like that? Purrs...

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  9. Hailey, it sounds to me like you're going to have to plead your case with the Armadillo.

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    1. I hope Armadillos are more forgiving!

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  10. what a great list. I hope you get all you asked for sweetie! :)

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    1. Let's hope he doesn't. I look so cute as a deer!

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  12. Hey Hailey,

    Just so you know Mischief doesn't count when it comes to Santa!! Tee Hee

    I think you're gonna have a fab Christmas with that list!!

    Wags to all

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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    1. Thank goodness. Thanks for letting me know Snoopy!

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