Lee: "Phod, Christmas is coming and I have the perfect gift idea for our Lady."
Phod: "What is Christmas?"
Lee: "It is a time where the Lady makes you pose for stupid pictures, but she gives lots of treats and belly rubs, so you can suck it up."
Phod: "I love the pictures, I love doing whatever makes my Lady happy."
Lee: "That is a tragic flaw and we will work on that, but back to the gift."
Phod: "I think a gift is a great idea. What are you thinking?"
Lee: "I think we should get her a deer. I think she would like that."
Phod: "A deer, why?"
Lee: "Well she loves animals, and they seem nice, and I think it would be great to have one we can play with."
Phod: "So really you want a deer?"
Lee: "Yes, and she will never get us one, so we should get her one."
Phod: "Do you think a deer will make her happy?"
Lee: "It will make you and I happy, so that will make her happy."
Phod: "Ok, let's get one."
Lee: "Ok, you are allowed off leash more, so you are going to have to get one and bring it ok."
Phod: "Since it will make her happy ok."
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