Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A day in my Life - by Baggy

Breakfast is served
I think the Lady in the house spends too much time dealing with those stupid dogs. I think she forgets I was her first baby and am the best baby. So I have hijacked this blog today to tell people about a day in my life. I am sure you will all find it much more interesting than a day with those stupid dogs.

I start my day by greeting the Lady at the bedroom door. I like to lay so she basically trips over me. I use this as a time to remind those stupid dogs that I could kill them if I wanted to. I like to keep them in their place.

Napping in the basket that is just for me.
I then wait patiently for the Lady to give me my special food. She feeds me on the counter so the dogs can't get my food. Sometimes Nin will try and steal some food, I let him have some when I am done.

After all the morning excitement it is time for a nap. The lights on the counter are very warm, so I take a nap on the counter.

Nin at the front, me at the back having a nap.
My paw sticking out of my fav sleeping spot
Eventually I get tired of the counter and I grab a drink, tell the dogs off and settle on the couch for a nap. I have the dogs trained to leave me alone and I basically get the couch to myself. I generally don't mind sharing the couch with Nin, as long as he doesn't try to hump me or wrestle. My old body doesn't like wrestling.

After some time, I will feel nature calling so I will saunter to the litter box. On the way I will likely tell the dogs off again.  All this effort will require another nap in my favourite sleep place, under the table between the washer and dryer. The Lady has left bedding for me here. I like to sleep here as no one disturbs me and I don't have to worry about a dog sniffing me or looking at me as they are not allowed in.

My evenings really depend on my mood. I usually come out and demand some more soft food. If I am in the mood I may join the pack on the couch. It is a good chance to show my dominance over the dogs.

Those are the highlights of my life. As you can see, it is really hard to be me.

The Lady says to remind everyone starting tomorrow is pet humiliation, I mean Halloween on the blog. Whatever she says about me and my costume is a lie, I didn't purr. I hated it!


11 comments:

  1. Oh you are like me, I have my meals served on the counter, that Blonde would scoff all mt food otherwise. It's nice to take over the blog from those dogs..Why should they always get the limelight :) xx00xx MOL

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Good to hear from you, Baggy! Maybe I could hire you to teach my cats how to tell off my dogs!

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  3. Oh Baggy we can well believe you keep those dogs in check. Have a great day as King of the couch. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly.

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  4. Great job hijacking the blog, Baggy! It was fun learning how you spend your day. You have trained dogs very well. You sure rule the house!

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  5. Wow, we know it's hard to be the one in charge of the WHOLE house, keep ALL them critters four and two legged in line.

    Your Furiends
    Susie & Bites

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  6. Wow, Baggy you have quite the busy days. It must get pretty tiring trying to keep everyone in their places. At least everyone knows who's boss!

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  7. Good kitty! Make sure those dogs know who is in charge!

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  8. Its ruff to be you but somebody has to do it. Keep your doggies in line ok?

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  9. Thank you all for reading my post and appreciating how I am the best. Baggy

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  10. Well done with the cat costumes. I tried just putting bandanna on the cat and that ended with more drama than I had expected. Gah! says the Cat. It smells like dog!

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