Tuesdays with Tigris - Always Sleep with One Eye Opened

Readers,

Today I would like to impart a little life lesson. I believe you should always sleep with one eye open.

The advantages:

• It creeps your people out - they wonder if you are awake or asleep
• It allows you to be on the look out for the garbage cat coming too clos.
• It also allows you to keep an eye on your people and see if they are doing stupid things like bringing in more garbage cats. 

Tigris