Lady: "Phod, just because you smell good things doesn't mean you can leave the yard."
Phod: "The other day I had to visit that horse and I stopped by the fence near the driveway, I was only like 2 Phody lengths out of the yard, so I don't think it counts."
Lady: "The horses are there a lot, we don't need to be chasing them."
Phod: "I couldn't help it, she told me to chase her, I was just being neighbourly."
Lady: "Hmm, I doubt that. Then on Saturday night you did leave the yard again and walked down the road."
Phod: "Our old neighbour Ghost (who could be Phenny's uncle) was around and had left some pee mail that totally needed reading. I technically hardly left the yard, I stayed mostly on the property. I only went on the road to miss that big puddle, but then went right back."
(Editor's note: The puddle was so big that for about 5 days, a pair of ducks lived in it.)
Lady: "I think we need to be a little stricter on staying in the yard or you are going to have to be on tie out all the time like Hailey."
Phod: "I will give it some thought because I don't see how I can play fetch with you on a leash."
|First day of spring 2016|