Friday, December 13, 2013

Feline Friday - Dear Santa by Baggy

Dear Santa,

I already got my Christmas gift, the stupid Lady said she wasn't dressing me up this year. She said I had earned that after 18  years and 8 months. She said if I make it to 19 years and 8 months, she was dressing me up. That isn't giving me stuff to live for.

This is what I want:
More treats. Not getting them is annoying.
The dogs to stop running with me in the basement. It annoys me.
The dogs to never sit in my chair. It annoys me.
The dogs to not sniff my butt. It annoys me.
I want to be able to jump on things. Not being able to annoys me.
More sunbeams to sleep in. Cloudy days annoy me.
The dogs to remember I let them live. I could kill them in their sleep. It is my house.

Thanks Santa,

Bagheera

Note: The pictures are from Christmas 2011
I am looking regal

Lady calls this my Grinch pose


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As part of the Blogville New Year's Bash, Baggy and Nin are hosting: "Make the old cats laugh comedy hour."

Please submit your best joke (and picture if you wish), name and name of your blog by December 27th to leeandphodATbellDOTnet. We will post them all on the blog on the 31st.

There will be a prize for the best joke as voted on by the fans.

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Card count:
Us 45
Them 7
All of us 2


14 comments:

  1. LOL sounds like you want a lot of no annoyance there pal. Please remind us next week and we put a joke together for you. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Sounds like you have the house hold all sorted out and the priorities right :)

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  3. Sounds like you are annoyed a lot, Baggy!

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  4. Baggy that is a Brilliant Letter to Santa. We think you deserve NOT to be tortured by the Christmas HAT TRICK thingy also.

    OMD Comedy Club... THAT will be HILARIOUS... Can we tell Dirty Squirrel jokes? We would ALL love THOSE. the DIRTIER and DEADEDer the BETTER.

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  5. Bagheera
    YOu are the best looking 18.8 year old I've ever seen!! Whatever you are doing keep it up!!
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  6. Dear Bagheera,

    That is a very fine Christmas list. I am sure you have been a Good Cat and will get all those things. Right? Right. I too would like more treats. Maybe Santa can work on that in general this year.

    Happy holidays!
    Cobi

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  7. What a fine Christmas list. At 18 yrs you definately deserve everything you wish for and them some
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  8. Well that pose does look like The Grinch, thats some Christmas List, and we don't see any of that happening!

    The Mad Scots

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  9. Just remember that you now live with a member of the Blogville Police Department, Baggy! (Congrats, Hailey). AND that DOGS RULE! However, maybe they could stay away from you a bit more.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  10. Well Cat...you will probably not get all your wishes, maybe more treats!
    Can't wait to see your comedy routine :D

    Wyatt

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  11. Hey Baggy!
    Wow, I'm so glad you won't get dressed up this year! I agree that this is a pawesome pressie and I hope you get lots more. I'm so very excited about your comedy show! Thanks to you and Nin for hosting this and I'll be posting today to get the word out about it. I'll send some jokes fur sure. Can't wait!!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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