Thursday, March 31, 2011

Investigation Wrapped up in Heart baby case

A crime was committed in an Ottawa home late last night.  Heart Baby was ripped open, and her insides were methodically removed.  When questioned regarding the attack, Miss Gemini Cricket stated "I saw Hailey Bug clearly commit the crime.  Aunt C witnessed it as well."  Miss Bug initially denied all allegations, however when the below pictures were released, she plead guilty to the crime.  She cited her reason for the crime "Heart Baby was looking to lose some weight.  I was just performing liposuction."

The crime scene.

Heart Baby being shaken.

Miss Bug fleeing the scene.

In other news, Hailey Bug was seen taste testing taco salad near the microwave.  Since no picture evidence exists, Miss Bug continues to deny any wrong doings.

1 comment:

  1. This is too funny! My boyfriend sent me pictures like this when I was out of town and he was looking after the dogs. One of them decided to maul Donkey from Shrek. Poor Donkey.


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